A video to counter Dave's argument that he is constantly saving me .......
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A video to counter Dave's argument that he is constantly saving me .......
Love that you pick the video where I had to run off and save lives in the emergency room (and/or get coffee and/or take a crap) without the sound files saying so. GRU and KGB would be proud of your *skills* (not the flying skills though perhaps..)
:sucks:
:nutkick:
And I cannot save you each every time, only like 95% of the times you get into trouble. Like yesterday when I saved you from that B-17 when you were flying a P-63... :yup:
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Originally Posted by AOD_DaveSchilling
........... errrr
What B-17? What P-63?
Mate, you need to get to a doctor because thses delusions are getting worse!!
Also, why are you playing WT at work?
You, literally, have people's lives in your hands.
Not sure I would fancy a trip to your A&E if you've got your mind on flying Fucker Wolves whilst stitching me up.
No-no, I am just so awesome that they call me when off duty...
I saved you from an inciming B-17...:cool: Kinda..
Now I remember .....Quote:
Originally Posted by AOD_DaveSchilling
You mean the one that you stole off me after I had climbed up to intercept it, went vertical as it passed over me, opened fire on it and then the Svenska Assassin swooped in to steal the kill?
That one?
You misunderstood it. - You noobishly helicoptered up while I made a text-book head-on attack on the cockpit, securing the kill and sweeping past that hoovering P-63... :cool::pokey:
:bryce:
Žan get on the server you slacker! :spank:
.... and when I did, you fucked off!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by AOD_DaveSchilling
Some things never change :smile:
Like all Brits you were late. Having tea, eh?Quote:
Originally Posted by AOD_The_Toe_Of_Bo
I was off on top secret AOD work ..... unfortunately, if I told you what I would have to kill you.Quote:
Originally Posted by AOD_DaveSchilling
Make a pleasant change from you killing me!!!!
You always try to get me killed anyways - getting into stupid situations where I have to try to save you.
To be honest ..... I could have done with you tonight.Quote:
Originally Posted by AOD_DaveSchilling
Flying low tier Commies. Trying to fully mod them out AGAIN after Gaijin so kindly snuck in extra mods on those planes.
Got into a battle completely full of fuckheads, dickwads, knob jockeys, asshats, piss stains, and all round window lickers .... and that was just on my side!!
Seven planes ..... all fucking RAMMED!!
Rant over.
Feel your pain mate... It can be awful. Always better flying with the mates, go down together, taking a few pricks with yaŽ..
Is a piss stain below or above a wank stain by the way? Just curious...
A piss stain is below a wank stain .... slightly below a shit stain ... but above a skid mark!!Quote:
Originally Posted by AOD_DaveSchilling
Can the skid marks contain substances of above mentioned origin thus making them even worse?
Big questions..
No ..... skid marks are purely wind smears.Quote:
Originally Posted by AOD_DaveSchilling
Any faecal matter re-categorises it as a shit stain.
You should make a list, and rate them from top to bottom!
I rate the retarded team mates no able to cap, chase bombers, prtect airfields or shooting fighters off my ass slightly below the skid marks if you wonder...