Living with CWS....Cockpit Withdrawel Syndrome

Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen And for all those who DON'T consider yourselves Ladies or gentlemen....good evening to you as well.
this is just a friendly reminder that starting on VERY early Thursday morning(3:30 am EST), I will not be on for 1 week due to going on a MUCH needed vacation that my better half and I have already planned.
Now normally I would take my laptop with me so I can check E-mail and such but I have been given EXPLICIT instructions by my said better half NOT to take it with me nor ANY form of technology except my cell phone in case of emergencies. This is going to be a her and me time and we really need that right now. Now I am a tough kind of guy and there's not many people I am afraid of, but I AM afraid of her. hence why I am STILL alive. LOL
With that being said, it's going to be tough NOT to fly with you really great people and I DO love flying with ALL of you. The first day or so I'll be fin, I guess. But after that, I have no idea. I'm pretty sure my hands will be shaking and my heart starts racing as both my body and mind will be flushing away War Thunder, albeit for a week. It will be tough, but I think i can do it. SO...I will see and fly with all of you in a week.
Remember to keep your heads on a swivel out there unless your running Tanks. In that case, shoot anything that moves even if it's a cute little rabbit that sticks it's head out of the ground.
Firehose.

:wave: lol, nice read.. yup, u better do what you're told or :spank: lol j/k forreal though have fun and hope you have a great time. see you when you get back. :) lol

Hell hath NONE fury like that of a Wife whose given "Explicit' instructions...every SMART Married guy knows there are 3 levels of instruction from said Wife. These are as follows-
1-General-If you quit hitting it so damned hard,it will work better' Stating the obvious,yet still an instruction
2-Focused-"No,dipshit.it's 2 lefts and a RIGHT ON ELMWOOD.YOUR DAUGHTER ATTENDS ELMWOOD ELEMENTARY FOR FUCKS SAKE' pay attention,this 1 is a weekend couch visit..
3-Explicit-"if you *do/don't do said action,etc.* It will be a statement on our marriage,our lives together,and our future' DANGER WILL ROBINSON,DANGER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL,REPEAT,THIS IS NOT A DRILL...this is the one that'll end up w/some other dude livin in ur house,bangin said wife and fuckin' up YOUR Tool-board in the garage and giving NO fucks while You work a a lube shop trying to keep enough insurance coverage to keep ur anxiety med script up so You DONT execute "the plan"-wait....umm.Yeah,nm that last part,but the first 3 parts?Yeah...pretty important...anyhow,enjoy the vacation....
BRubb

remember to cap that best spot on the beach and dont let them recap .

Enjoy your vacation with the wife Firehose cya when ya get back.

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Originally Posted by AOD_B.Rubble

Hell hath NONE fury like that of a Wife whose given "Explicit' instructions...every SMART Married guy knows there are 3 levels of instruction from said Wife. These are as follows-
1-General-If you quit hitting it so damned hard,it will work better' Stating the obvious,yet still an instruction
2-Focused-"No,dipshit.it's 2 lefts and a RIGHT ON ELMWOOD.YOUR DAUGHTER ATTENDS ELMWOOD ELEMENTARY FOR FUCKS SAKE' pay attention,this 1 is a weekend couch visit..
3-Explicit-"if you *do/don't do said action,etc.* It will be a statement on our marriage,our lives together,and our future' DANGER WILL ROBINSON,DANGER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL,REPEAT,THIS IS NOT A DRILL...this is the one that'll end up w/some other dude livin in ur house,bangin said wife and fuckin' up YOUR Tool-board in the garage and giving NO fucks while You work a a lube shop trying to keep enough insurance coverage to keep ur anxiety med script up so You DONT execute "the plan"-wait....umm.Yeah,nm that last part,but the first 3 parts?Yeah...pretty important...anyhow,enjoy the vacation....
BRubb

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That's why I love you B. :439: