Have you ever done that [Forum Game]

So this is a new forum game called Have you ever done that?

You must name something you've done, than say have you ever done that, than the next person will either say yes or no, and than post something else and say have you ever done that If it makes more sense, after posting what you've done, you can also say "Have you ever seen that" or whatever makes sense but it always has to say "Have you ever".
I will start
I have played paintball
Have you ever done that

No
Have you ever raged so hard you trew your keyboard/console across the room?

No I didn't :P

Have you ever fell head first and discolated both your shoulders?

Nope.

Have you ever been caught boinking a federali's wife in Mexico and had to run the gulch to get back into the States with the rest of the illegals because the federali's were looking for you at the San Ysidro / San Diego border check point? (The Navy... can be one fking hell of an adventure...)

Nope.

Have you ever attempted to jump between picnic tables and bashed your face on the corner of one?

Dangerous thread...will try to find a less bodily injury one.

Nope.

Have you ever by-passed Whoopie to play video games?

No.
I wouldn't be happily married if I did.

Have you ever blacked out in a Japanese alley from too much booze?