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    Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! travis zwoyer's Avatar
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    Would you rather be a double tailed mermaid or a single tailed mermaid?

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    If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? AOD Member AOD_B.Rubble's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_travis zwoyer View Post
    Would you rather be a double tailed mermaid or a single tailed mermaid?
    actually,I'd rather be a rare/3tailed Merman,as My Great,Great,Great Grand-uncle *Twice Removed,George R.Puckingham *Of Cork,Ireland* was. He was instrumental *and quite Mental,I might add* in helping over 2.5 people in the titanic wreck (Jack was just a pussy...plenty of room on that damn door...) He also lured over 2000 sailors to their deaths on jagged rocks singing His siren song *a cover of Lil Marlene,sung in German,with a Native American flute for backup*. He is celebrated for 1.7hrs,every July 9th, *that falls on a tuesday only* by the residents of Cork,Ireland..so My answer is..a 3tailed Merman...

    oh,and stop touching My marmot..ty
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    Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! travis zwoyer's Avatar
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    Epic historical event. Sebastian the crab will have to re write " Under the Sea". Thanks you for sharing.

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    If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? AOD Member AOD_B.Rubble's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_travis zwoyer View Post
    Epic historical event. Sebastian the crab will have to re write " Under the Sea". Thanks you for sharing.
    I do what I can. Next up,a explanation of how the Man in the moon is merely My 54th cousin in His lighter than air device,circa 850AD. Sadly,He was killed by a bewildered wildebeest on landing.
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    Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. Lt_FellaWhite's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_B.Rubble View Post
    actually,I'd rather be a rare/3tailed Merman,as My Great,Great,Great Grand-uncle *Twice Removed,George R.Puckingham *Of Cork,Ireland* was. He was instrumental *and quite Mental,I might add* in helping over 2.5 people in the titanic wreck (Jack was just a pussy...plenty of room on that damn door...) He also lured over 2000 sailors to their deaths on jagged rocks singing His siren song *a cover of Lil Marlene,sung in German,with a Native American flute for backup*. He is celebrated for 1.7hrs,every July 9th, *that falls on a tuesday only* by the residents of Cork,Ireland..so My answer is..a 3tailed Merman...

    oh,and stop touching My marmot..ty

    I'm so confused

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    Tank? Where!? Jimbo's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_B.Rubble View Post
    I do what I can. Next up,a explanation of how the Man in the moon is merely My 54th cousin in His lighter than air device,circa 850AD. Sadly,He was killed by a bewildered wildebeest on landing.
    Rubble.... Can I have some of whatever you got kicking around there?

    I feel Ill have to give you a call on my next family visit.

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    Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! travis zwoyer's Avatar
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    What happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas

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    Add Another Body to the Toll Tom_Crusader's Avatar
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    double tailed. more tails equal more fun

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    Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! travis zwoyer's Avatar
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    Agreed Tom

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    Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue Haifhearted's Avatar
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    Can I choose to be the rare 8 tentacled Eromermaid instead?

    For.... completely innocuous reasons, of course.

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    Can i be a Wooper instead? ;3

    (if can keep my ''right to bear arms'', lol)

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    Haif, you silly scoundrel. Urban folklore or " highly credible " YouTube footage never depict a Mermaid as having tentacles. You must be thinking of the legendary Kraken. I have heard through very highly guarded sources that is the creature responsible for holding Captain Phillips hostage until the U.S. Navy took it out. You can watch the movie called Captain Phillips to back these allegations up.

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    Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! travis zwoyer's Avatar
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    DreadgeNought. I am ill informed of this "wooper" you speak of. And if you really feel as if you need to own a set of Bear Arms, please be sure you obtain them legally. I would hate to see a Game comissioner bring charges upon you for poaching, or hunting bear without the appropriate license to do so, or hunting out of season.
    P.s. Be sure to send me some bear meat if you can spare.

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    If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? AOD Member AOD_B.Rubble's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_Jimbo View Post
    Rubble.... Can I have some of whatever you got kicking around there?

    I feel Ill have to give you a call on my next family visit.
    Yes Jimbo...call when in Vegas.I'll put something in the smoker,then we'll discuss dinner....
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    I took an IQ test and the results were negative Eytahn's Avatar
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    You lost me at "8 tentacled eromermaid"

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    TBH Id rather be a Fishes head with feet, so that i can at least breath underwater... that's two feet mind you

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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_Heavy_Lead View Post
    TBH Id rather be a Fishes head with feet, so that i can at least breath underwater... that's two feet mind you
    Essentially, you want to be Kevin Costner from "Water World"? The webbed feet would be awesome! Set all kinds of Olympic records.

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    I would rather not have a mermaid tail, since I hear those are very popular and I would not like that...


 

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