Waiting on a Sim battle and I'm bored. Decided to list nicknames I wish I'd thought of before. Feel free to use or add.

  1. Major Caveman (he got promoted)
  2. Lothar OTHP ("I am Lothar, of the Hill People")
  3. Jeezy Pete (stay tuned for more Archer references)
  4. Major Organ (I actually knew an army officer who was Major Organ, literally and figuratively)
  5. Sgt. Dick (Again, real person. Cop friend of mine)
  6. Idiot Wind (Bob Dylan rules)
  7. Cpt. Ding Dong (Thanks Erk)
  8. Holly Schitz (or some other use of the name Schitz)
  9. Biggus Dickus ("I have a very good friend named Biggus Dickus!") Actually, you can't have that one b/c I'm seriously considering using it. Monty Python rules!
  10. Egg Shen (if you don't know who he is, then get out RIGHT NOW and rent/stream Big Trouble in Little China)
  11. MoleyRussel'sWart (John Candy, RIP)