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    Oh last sunday the little neighbor girl stops by at like 9pm. She says I need some help I am not sure what to do. I ask her whats up and so she walks me over to her apartment patio and points. So I walk up and look over and WTF there is a rattle snake inside the apartment complex inside of her patio area.

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    Tons of people including me walk within 5 feet of her patio when we walk our dogs. So I think for a sec and say ok there has to be some 24/7 snake removal businesses around.

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    I called 6 different 24/7 snake removal companies.... Only 1 of them actually answered the phone and she telles me they are private so they charge a fee. I say ok about home much she says i don't know but I can have a technician call you but they may not call you back tonight.. Wait what the eff are you talking about???? There is a deadly snake here and your a 24/7 snake removal company but you may not even call me back tonight to tell me what the effing price would be???????

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    SO I did the next best thing I put my safari hat on started talking in my best steve erwin voice and accent and Crickey if I didn't wrastle that bugger down. At one point I had his head pinned and was holding its tail. I noticed he was longer than my arm and decided this might not be the best approach.

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    So I got all down there like an apex predator and stared that snake right in its eyes and said get in that damn trash can mate of there going to be trouble.

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    I got to long ass sticks and directed his head into the trash can and flipped the lid close and taped the thing shut. Drove it down to the wash and let him go. But damn them 24/7 snake removal companies that's some false advertising anyone a lawyer???

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    oh and just in case you missed it have you ever seen a duck pull a truck??

    http://www.oregonlive.com/ducks/inde...rt_river_index

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    For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain AOD_Whaleco's Avatar
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    Perhaps change the name of this thread to "The War Duck's monologues, spiced with the occasional special guest commentary" ??
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    So are threads like this literally to show activity or to artificially inflate your post count?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_DigitalRaven View Post
    So are threads like this literally to show activity or to artificially inflate your post count?
    Originally it was to get to 100 post. Now its just something to do and to count all the people that can't help themselves when the title of the thread is "Don't bother reading this"

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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_The_War_Duck View Post
    I got to long ass sticks and directed his head into the trash can and flipped the lid close and taped the thing shut. Drove it down to the wash and let him go. But damn them 24/7 snake removal companies that's some false advertising anyone a lawyer???
    Shoulda called me. I live in Tempe and have handled snakes for over 30 years. Oh, that's right, you don't have my number. :D

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    wHERE IS MY COOKIE?

    I was promised cookies if I read the entire thread

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    just no

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    so,after the whole sticks n snakes thing,the chick invites Him up to Her apt. Well,one thing leads to another and wouldn't You know,She has a pet duck *His name is Percival,thought it's not important to the story* turns out,Percy (as His friends call Him) is the worlds only weightlifting duck. He was raised in Russia,though He escaped by flying to Siberia,and taking a boat over to 'Murica. Well,She thinks Percy is just amazing,and shows War_Duck that in fact,a duck CAN pull a truck. Now,War_Duck owns a WeightLifting Duck,has to deal w/duck crap all over the house and His New girlfriend,really likes feathers during sex....

    So it all worked out for everyone in the end..Next story,How War_Duck turned a Heroin Den/Public restroom into a refuge for Sport_Ducks...Yep,it really happened,I seenz it

    until then Gentle Reader..I bid You Adieu,farewell,see ya
    BRUBBLE

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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_USlatin View Post
    wHERE IS MY COOKIE?

    I was promised cookies if I read the entire thread
    I heard it was pie and punch.


 
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