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    Can I have your Tots Byakuren_Hijiri's Avatar
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    Omg How to kill a Maus

    At long last, I have been gifted with the ultimate solution to killing the formidable Maus (or any Superheavy, really):


    Step 1. immobilize it by lifting it into the air with a Hetzer

    Step 2. get an M3 Lee and a Tiger(p) to distract it so it turns it's turret.

    Step 3. Drive a Type 89 onto the Maus using the Hetzer as a ramp, and jam the Maus's turret.

    Step 4. Get a pz 4 on a hill to shoot the engine.

    Step 5. Profit.


    You can all thank me later

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    And the Ranger's aim was deadly with the Big Iron on his hip Spudbob's Avatar
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    so long as you give the profit to Miho Nishizumi for using her idea. Yes, I watched that anime, it was quite good.

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    No man, no problem UAREBBQ's Avatar
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    More like throw a grenade in each cannon barrel, and hope it works because you watched it in a movie. :D

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    And the Ranger's aim was deadly with the Big Iron on his hip Spudbob's Avatar
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    also, you're going to need a longbarrel for the Panzer IV, and the Hetzer mod for the Panzer 38, as the Hetzer isn't in the game yet.

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    Ju 87 Perfect maus killer, if you cant beat them use their stuff

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    If I'm not back in 5....wait longer! AOD Member AOD_Mrtiger20's Avatar
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    Why not use stronk KV-2 instead?

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    Get Real, Paul! CuteReaper's Avatar
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    The only tank that kills a Maus is a Maus. Historically accurate. Not a single Maus tank was lost to an ally tank. ~Kappa~

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    Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. Lt_FellaWhite's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_CuteReaper View Post
    The only tank that kills a Maus is a Maus. Historically accurate. Not a single Maus tank was lost to an ally tank. ~Kappa~
    To be fair there were only two Mauses ever built. One didn't have a turret on it and was just the frame, and the other one was captured and the body was destroyed. The one Maus that remains is actually the turret of the second on the body of the first.

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    Get Real, Paul! CuteReaper's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_Lt_FellaWhite View Post
    To be fair there were only two Mauses ever built. One didn't have a turret on it and was just the frame, and the other one was captured and the body was destroyed. The one Maus that remains is actually the turret of the second on the body of the first.
    My point still stands :P

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    Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! travis zwoyer's Avatar
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    Step 5. Profits, ahahahahahaha
    I love how I rub off on my fellow peers. You guys are the best fellow clan members a guy could ask for. Y'all are invited to my place for valentines day.

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    If I'm not back in 5....wait longer! AOD Member AOD_Mrtiger20's Avatar
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    But the Hetzer is in game....

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    If I'm not back in 5....wait longer! AOD Member AOD_erikglas's Avatar
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    that anime made the get hetzd **** go to a new level

    a wise man once told me: if it's stupid, but it works, it aint stupid.

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    Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! ToukoSan's Avatar
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    I agree with this flawless strategy!! Panzer vor!

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    And the Ranger's aim was deadly with the Big Iron on his hip Spudbob's Avatar
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    I digress, Although the Hetzer is not in the F2P German tank tree, that doesn't mean it's not a Premium.

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    And the Ranger's aim was deadly with the Big Iron on his hip Spudbob's Avatar
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    Truly admitted; I must have missed the Hetzer on the first try. it's 4.7, right after the Stug. *sigh* I'm blind, you know?

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    Went to check my K/D ratio once , the results were negative K_Ali's Avatar
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    APDS or HEATFS from any gun will do it


 

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