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    Since you failed to wish, you get slapped in the face with a tuna fish by the giant angry potato who started this thread.

    I wish that I could have a WORKING lightsaber, knew how to use it and was able to in everyday life without negative repercussion.

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    Did you hit him? Did you hit him again? Samiam_Jr's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_DocShock View Post
    Since you failed to wish, you get slapped in the face with a tuna fish by the giant angry potato who started this thread.

    I wish that I could have a WORKING lightsaber, knew how to use it and was able to in everyday life without negative repercussion.
    yep you get that wish, but because life, the world, then universe and everything in it is so perfect you go crazy and die, at a young age



    I wish for a wish that would grant me a wish that would allow me to wish for a wish that gives me the capability to wish that a wish would come to me

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    Criminal Lawyer is a redundancy Marcosgmunoz's Avatar
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    My brain cells commited suicide upon reading that so I'll just say that it did not work

    I want a telescope

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    Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I Deadzone's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_marcosgmunoz View Post
    My brain cells commited suicide upon reading that so I'll just say that it did not work
    So damn funny

    you get a telescope but then you fall on it and break it, during the process you die because you were star gazing and fell out of your window

    Edit: almost forgot my wish, AGAIN
    I wish I would knife Doc in bf4

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    If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? Redd_slayer's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by SwagMafia View Post
    So damn funny

    you get a telescope but then you fall on it and break it, during the process you die because you were star gazing and fell out of your window

    Edit: almost forgot my wish, AGAIN
    I wish I would knife Doc in bf4
    Doc pulls a Sep and hears you coming up and knifes you.

    I wish I would get promoted .-.

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    Can I have your Tots KoboldNation's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_Redd_slayer View Post
    Doc pulls a Sep and hears you coming up and knifes you.

    I wish I would get promoted .-.
    you get promoted, unfortunatly when celebrating the promotion, you get so drunk, you insult your superior and everyone around you.
    The next day you find out you've been demoted twice.

    I wish to have passed all my examns.

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    I took an IQ test and the results were negative Cannibal's Avatar
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    You pass all of your exams.... Then as your going home you get hit by a bus causing severe brain damage. You live the rest of your life as a vegetable.

    I wish I had a pet monkey that could speak!

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    Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I Deadzone's Avatar
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    you get a pet monkey that can speak BUT he starts spreading very bad rumors about you and the towns people come to kill you and the monkey joins in.

    I wish that puns did not exist (-_-)

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    remember to make your offerings to the RNG gods daily. bearpw's Avatar
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    right after wishing that puns don't exist, you come up with (what would be) the funniest joke in the world. however without puns existing the joke that would stop all wars and cure every disease loses all of it's comedic power, as laughter is the best medicine.

    I wish for the most powerful (non A-I) computer in the world

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    Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes blackjack010's Avatar
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    Default [Forum Game] Corrupt-A-Wish

    You do! Too bad it's so advanced you can't run any games...


    I wish for everytime I owe something to somebody, I can reach my hand into my pocket and pull out the exact change


    From Raven, my iPhone using Tapatalk

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    Criminal Lawyer is a redundancy Marcosgmunoz's Avatar
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    You get a magical pocket that does that, but the US government are alarmed by its endless production of money and confiscate it from you

    I wish 7 Days to Die was cheaper

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    Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date! AOD Member AOD_Blankwindow's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_marcosgmunoz View Post

    I wish 7 Days to Die was cheaper
    The price drops to 0.01, but you buy it and it is the worst game you've ever played in your life time.


    I wish I had the time without losing my job to come up with a wish that was a paragraph or two of legalese so good no one could corrupt it.

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    remember to make your offerings to the RNG gods daily. bearpw's Avatar
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    it takes you years. you spend all of your time working and writing this wish, having given up on games and your social life you become a shadow of the man you once were, having only this uncorruptible wish to show for it.

    I wish that i was a Time Lord and had my own TARDIS

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    Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date! AOD Member AOD_Blankwindow's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_13earpw View Post
    it takes you years. you spend all of your time working and writing this wish, having given up on games and your social life you become a shadow of the man you once were, having only this uncorruptible wish to show for it.

    I wish that i was a Time Lord and had my own TARDIS
    Your wish is granted, but your TARDIS is broke and will only take you to one place in time. Underneath the privy of a roman solider who has diarrhea. And your time lord ability quit functioning while in the Tardis.

    I wish for a noisy cricket.

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    Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I Deadzone's Avatar
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    You get a noisy cricket but then squish him by walking over him

    I wish for a wish that would grant me the wish to wish for me to be able to wish for a wish that would grant me a wish so that I can wish with that wish to get another wish and with that wish wish to wish one day that this wish would come true so I may wish again for a wish that would grant me the wish for me to be able to wish for the wish that is the best wish I could have ever wished and I would never wish for a different wish which that wish is that I wish for this wish to come true

    (and no Marcos your brain cells can not commit suicide 2x)

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    I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you. aggressionist's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by SwagMafia View Post
    You get a noisy cricket but then squish him by walking over him

    I wish for a wish that would grant me the wish to wish for me to be able to wish for a wish that would grant me a wish so that I can wish with that wish to get another wish and with that wish wish to wish one day that this wish would come true so I may wish again for a wish that would grant me the wish for me to be able to wish for the wish that is the best wish I could have ever wished and I would never wish for a different wish which that wish is that I wish for this wish to come true

    (and no Marcos your brain cells can not commit suicide 2x)
    You erased space-time, due to corruptin of all dimension with that wish.

    I wish for eidetic memory

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    Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date! AOD Member AOD_Blankwindow's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_aggressionist View Post
    You erased space-time, due to corruptin of all dimension with that wish.

    I wish for eidetic memory
    your wish is granted, but shortly after you witness something the government was doing they didn't want anyone to know about. And you were arrested as a national security threat.

    I wish for a penny.

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    Criminal Lawyer is a redundancy Marcosgmunoz's Avatar
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    The penny has been covered with mutant bacteria that enter your body as soon as you touch it. You suddenly have a very strong wish to bite your fingers off.

    I wish my legs would stop hurting

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    Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I Deadzone's Avatar
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    funny, my legs are sore too because I did a heavy leg workout yesterday

    Your legs stop hurting but then you start to lose all feeling in them and then the doctor says they must to amputated

    I wish I could get BF4 premium membership for no $ at all and it would make the game the best game I ever played so I will be very happy and pleased with it and ready to move on to another game if I wanted to with NO NEGATIVE EXPERIENCES WHAT SO EVER

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    remember to make your offerings to the RNG gods daily. bearpw's Avatar
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    You get it, and it's great. in fact you are so extited about it that you rush outside to tell the world and get hit by a bus.

    I wish for a battery with unlimited charge


 

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