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    Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I Deadzone's Avatar
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    The walking dead becomes to good and becomes reality and the world slowly destroys it self

    I wish

    sent telepathicly using braintalk

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    Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue Ibringtalent's Avatar
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    Your telepathy is so powerful you automatically download the entire internet into your brain. (Including all of 4chan and everything hentai and futa related)

    I wish there were no more hippies. (Let me clearcut in peace)

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    I get enough exercise just pushing my luck Shattered831's Avatar
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    The population of flower children implodes, they slowly die off until what few numbers they had before are whittled down. Without anyone promoting love or peace the world turns violent within itself. With no one to speak against government opposition they assume full control over all exsistence. Eventually everyone is implanted with tracking chips and assigned work for the greater good. Anyone who speaks or thinks against government rule is jailed and never heard from again. Eventually people are replaced with machines with only a select few remaining alive whose only interest is to drive a profit from amongst themselves. That is until they to die and the only things left to rule are the machines...

    I wish for equality withing today's judicial systems.

    I wish equality ran true in today's judicial systems.

    sent from my ip to the nsa
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    Can I have your Tots Woodey79's Avatar
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    You get equality

    The national government gets pushed further into debt and forces a government shutdown whitch places more debt oN top of the government shutdown.


    I want a hotdog


    Sent from Woodeys iphone

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    Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I Deadzone's Avatar
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    you get a HOT DOG (literally)

    I wish that my wish would be a wish

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    Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! Frostythehitman21's Avatar
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    Your wish has been corrupted and must be repaired please run win.wishfix.exe

    I wish for there to be no old people driving (DWE) driving while elderly

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    I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you. aggressionist's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_Frostythehitman21 View Post
    Your wish has been corrupted and must be repaired please run win.wishfix.exe

    I wish for there to be no old people driving (DWE) driving while elderly
    All elderly drivers, died of suspicious couses and are replaced by Paris Hilton - like drivers

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    Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I Deadzone's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_aggressionist View Post
    All elderly drivers, died of suspicious couses and are replaced by Paris Hilton - like drivers
    forgot too wish you bastard.

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    Can I have your Tots Woodey79's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_Deadzone View Post
    forgot too wish you bastard.
    Dont be mean dude :/


    Sent from Woodeys iphone

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    Can I have your Tots Woodey79's Avatar
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    I wish for wisdom and understanding


    Sent from Woodeys iphone

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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodey79 View Post
    I wish for wisdom and understanding


    Sent from Woodeys iphone
    You get wisdom and understanding. Unfortunately no one is meant to have that and you go insane.

    I wish for peace, happiness, and an end to poverty.

    Sent from an undisclosed location...

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    Knee High to a Worms Ass BlaiddDrwg's Avatar
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    The world becomes a utopian society and crumbles upon itself due to lack of creativity.

    i wish my wish was uncorruptable

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    I come in peace, seeking gold and slaves. Goodyear420's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_BlaiddDrwg View Post
    The world becomes a utopian society and crumbles upon itself due to lack of creativity.

    i wish my wish was uncorruptable
    That's like asking a Genie for infinite wishes, all you're going to get is "that look". You know the look I'm talking about.

    I wish that... that I, that um... I c- I could do... I wish I wa- I could be so, I, I, I want, I want, I to do so much I could do anything!

    (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXidW7fEH8g if you don't get the reference.)

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    Can I have your Tots Virox100's Avatar
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    Your wish was so long and complicated that even the most advanced fairies couldn't grant it, so it was cancelled, and in return, they gave you the power to do and nothing at all.

    I wish I had a portal gun

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    Knee High to a Worms Ass BlaiddDrwg's Avatar
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    you are granted a portal gun but the portals rip your molecules apart and can't put them back together from the other portal which happens to land in a black hole.

    i wish my g/f would stop biting me.

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    Can I have your Tots Woodey79's Avatar
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    Your g/f stops biting you, but your girlfriend has gotten the taste of flesh and eats your best friend.

    I wish for all stores be open 24 hours

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    If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? B3RNZ's Avatar
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    This just in, all stores have been open for the past 24 hours. But in doing so everything has been sold out and they need to close to re supply.

    I wish for teleportation technology.


    Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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    Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! Foxka's Avatar
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    oh jeez, there's one of these threads in every forum huh :p

    Scientists have finally created teleportation! Unfortunately... not everything comes out through the other side.

    I wish for all-you-can-eat granola

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    Knee High to a Worms Ass Rektriangle's Avatar
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    All-you-can-eat granola had been invented the other day... But I ate out the entire stock.

    I wish for 3 more wishes.

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    Knee High to a Worms Ass WhichOneIsWill?'s Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_Rektriangle View Post
    All-you-can-eat granola had been invented the other day... But I ate out the entire stock.

    I wish for 3 more wishes.
    Someone else gets the wishes.

    I wish my child will be a genius.


 
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