[Forum Game] Corrupt-A-Wish

[Deadmau5]

You get Waffles but there all Moldy and old.

I wish for GTA V.

[Fire_Eclipse]

Oh my Gosh (Wham) (Crash (Whoosh) All the GTA V games go into a firey inferno.

I wish for world music to be more accessible and downloadable to mobile devices.(IE. Ipods)

[Deadmau5]

Music becomes more accessible but you get caught downloading music illegally and have to pay a fine of 500$ for each song.

I wish to be a DJ.

[NewColossus]

Your gear short-circuits at the 12th annual Brigg's Oil-Refinery Dance, causing an explosion that kills everyone.

I wish I was the fastest man alive

[RocketotheKnee]

You run so fast any pair of shoes you own are worn through in just minutes, and thus your feet are always sore and blistery.


I wish it would snow where I live this year! (down south)

[Fire_Eclipse]

It snows down south and freezes the south solid.

I wish I could tell Rocket and Docshock thank you for having pitty on me and befriending me in the forums. :P
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[Samiam_Jr]

they feel so happy for your gratitude that they die from JOY!.

I wish I could walk.

[AOD_Blankwindow]

You trip and fall, causing you to need more foot surgery.

I wish that I had many women.

You get many woman, unfortunately it is your nurses, after a car accident causes you to lose all your extremities including the recreational ones.

I wish for a hover board

[RocketotheKnee]

Its battery life is only 15 minutes, and requires a two hour charge up time.

I wish for many women.

[AOD_Blankwindow]

... Sgt powers got the order thrown off... Current is actually

they feel so happy for your gratitude that they die from JOY!.

I wish I could walk.

neededing a response...

So

You regain the ability to walk, but then get bit by a bus. in your exuberance, you forgot to look both ways, And the bus driver was texting his mistress asking what panties she has on.


I wish for nothing.

[RocketotheKnee]

I accidentally a post and my brain hurt :l

Nothing is something, and your wish breaks the universe.

I wish my phone's battery didn't die so fast.

[Samiam_Jr]

you phone battery has so much life that it explodes the earth because of sheer POWER!

I wish I had a doughnut

[GaseousSnake]

Donut is a boston cream and is filled with pee

I wish for AOD to be as awesome as it was when i was a member 7 years ago

[NHitchner]

AOD's Awesomeness is given the same awesomeness it had 7 years ago, but GaseousSnake can't see it because it is through different people.

I wish to be Deadpool.

[AOD_Blankwindow]

AOD's Awesomeness is given the same awesomeness it had 7 years ago, but GaseousSnake can't see it because it is through different people.

I wish to be Deadpool.

You become a dead pool filled with toxic waste. (No comic for you! lol)

I wish people would study history and extrapolate what parts will soon repeat themselves.

[NHitchner]

Everyone knows history perfectly, making it so no one knows how to grow any food and everyone dies.

I wish to be Captain Jack Harkness.

[AOD_Blankwindow]

Everyone knows history perfectly, making it so no one knows how to grow any food and everyone dies.

I wish to be Captain Jack Harkness.

The doctor gets mad at you and leaves you in an alternate time line where the nazis won the war.

I wish for a parrot.

[Wolvenhaven]

The doctor gets mad at you and leaves you in an alternate time line where the nazis won the war.

I wish for a parrot.

The parrot overhears you screaming "I'm going to kill you" in vent and repeats what you said to everyone he sees. The police hear about the death-threat parrot and break into your house and shoot him while trying to take him into custody.

I wish no one would corrupt my wish.

[AOD_Blankwindow]

The parrot overhears you screaming "I'm going to kill you" in vent and repeats what you said to everyone he sees. The police hear about the death-threat parrot and break into your house and shoot him while trying to take him into custody.

I wish no one would corrupt my wish.

No one does, but this makes you feel so lonely and unwanted that you have a psychotic break down and end up in a padded room.

I wish that the punishment for those who are convicted of training animals to fight to the death or run the business side of that operation to be put in to a put in to a pit and have to fight to the death to survive. Your Fighting prison sentence ends when you die or win 100 fights. However it is still murder so ever time you win you get 20 years added to your regular sentence, so even if you win 100 fights and make it out of the pit, your jail sentence in regular super max prison will be 2,000 years.

and there is no parole in the pit.

[RocketotheKnee]

This human fighting ring becomes an extremely overplayed reality show.

I wish that i had more time to sleep.