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    You get more time to sleep but its too much time you wake up in 2025 and find yourself in a different world you left.

    I wish i would wake up faster.

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    Did you hit him? Did you hit him again? Samiam_Jr's Avatar
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    you do wake up faster, but you wake up so fast that after 5 minutes of sleep you wake up.

    I wish I had more posts

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    Can I have your Tots Woodey79's Avatar
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    posts dont matter as long as you have more posts :D
    i wish fury would stop taking all the potatoes and good forum games :(

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    If I'm not back in 5....wait longer! NHitchner's Avatar
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    Fury stops taking all the potatoes and forum games because they all vanish from space, time, and reality and your the only one that realizes it driving you insane.

    I wish that I had time to play video games.

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    Granted, but the only video games you are able to play take complete control of your 5 senses and everything that is reality, you slowly descend into madness and rip your eyes out.

    I wish to become Morgan Freeman and all the powers associated with him.

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    you become Morgan Freeman, but you talk so much that within the first few hours, your most brilliant power, your voice, is gone, never to return.

    I wish I didn't work in food service.

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    Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date! AOD Member AOD_Blankwindow's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_RocketotheKnee View Post
    you become Morgan Freeman, but you talk so much that within the first few hours, your most brilliant power, your voice, is gone, never to return.

    I wish I didn't work in food service.
    You get a job as a fluffer.

    I wish for a glass of cold water.

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    you get your water but you are allergic to water and die.

    I wish for more Warhammer 40K models.

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    You get your Warhammer Models but they are extremely buggy and cause the game to crash and cause the maker of Warhammer to shutdown and not come out with any patches to fix the game.

    I wish to be Dovahhkin :P

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    Like the original, but French RocketotheKnee's Avatar
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    You absorb the powers of the fallen dragons, but in this day and age there are no dragons so your just a regular person and people think you're crazy when you call youaelf dovakhin.


    I wish I had some supreme nachos about now

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    Can I have your Tots Woodey79's Avatar
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    you get nachos, but you then relize the cheese you got for them is actually plastic. you eat it anyway then die from poisoning.

    I wish i was a unicorn :D

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    You become a Unicorn by you get hunted down by sceptist that believe in you,you do not live a peaceful life and they soon kill you and hang your Horn on there Wall.

    I wish i had a car.

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    you get your car but it only runs on liquid Gold.

    I wish I had 10 pounds of gold

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    Like the original, but French RocketotheKnee's Avatar
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    Deadmau5 steals it to operate his car for several years.

    I wish I had an icee machine at home

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    Icee machine is faulty and creates so much flavoured semi-melted ice beverage that it floods your home and freezes you solid, only to be broken into thousands of pieces when the icee flood pushes your now frozen body down stairs.

    I wish i had more money for Steam Sales.

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    you get more money but the steam sales stop

    I wish for world peace (I just had to)

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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_Samiam_Jr View Post
    you get more money but the steam sales stop

    I wish for world peace (I just had to)
    world peace was destroyed by aliens that manipulated the countries against eachother.

    I wish for The Winds of Winter to be released in the next few days followed by A Dream of Spring a week later.

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    Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date! AOD Member AOD_Blankwindow's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_Sasorihavoc View Post
    world peace was destroyed by aliens that manipulated the countries against eachother.

    I wish for The Winds of Winter to be released in the next few days followed by A Dream of Spring a week later.
    Neither happens, the world is to busy having an orgy.

    I wish for a Nobel peace prize. (They starting to give them out for no reason anyway)

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    Your waffles come with three live spiders as topping

    I wish my fever would go away

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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_Blankwindow View Post
    Neither happens, the world is to busy having an orgy.

    I wish for a Nobel peace prize. (They starting to give them out for no reason anyway)
    world peace arrives and the peace prize is removed.

    I want Freddie Mercury back from the dead.


 
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