[Forum Game] Corrupt-A-Wish

[AOD_Blankwindow]

I wish guns weren't so strictly forbidden here in Brazil

The law is changed making guns illegal. But to appease the people who didn't want guns to be legal. they make the ammunition for anything larger than a BB/Pellet cost 5,000 USD per cartridge.

I wish I was sent back in time with all my existing knowledge and body and given carte blanche to do as I please.

[Palanthier]

You're sent back in time with your body and knowledge you have now, but you are sent back to the middle ages and are tried and executed as a warlock.

I wish I had a special ability like super speed or manipulation of time and space.

[Fire_Eclipse]

You get super speed and speed off but smash into a mountain and get trapped with noone knowing you are.

I wish I was in Ireland.

[AOD_Blankwindow]

You get super speed and speed off but smash into a mountain and get trapped with noone knowing you are.

I wish I was in Ireland.

Your now in ireland, but a drunk driver hits you while walking down the street. your now in a coma.... but in Ireland.

I wish for a boat.

[Fire_Eclipse]

Your boat crashes against a reef and halfway sinks. You're now stranded on an island.

I wish I could type and think faster.

[AOD_Blankwindow]

Your boat crashes against a reef and halfway sinks. You're now stranded on an island.

I wish I could type and think faster.

A mad scientist in a drive by sticking. Inject you with a virus that makes your fingers more nimble and your brain larger. Unfortunately he forgot to build in a stop mechanism and your brain crew until your skull exploded.

Since I'm stuck on an island, I wish for another boat.

[RocketotheKnee]

You get a boat, but its one of those inflatables meant for lakes, so it capsized less than a mile from shore.

I wish it would start raining.

[AOD_Blankwindow]

You get a boat, but its one of those inflatables meant for lakes, so it capsized less than a mile from shore.

I wish it would start raining.

It starts raining and doesn't stop until you have been washed out to sea.

I wish for a third boat before the sharks circling me bite me.

[Marcosgmunoz]

A yacht appears out of nowhere in front of you, then you finally manage to get home safely. But suddenly you wake up back in the island and realise those were all hallucinations caused by dehydration.

I wish my knee would stop hurting for no reason

[Samiam_Jr]

your knee stops hurting but now your left elbow is in extreme pain.

I wish that the antibiotics I am on would not make my pee smell funny.

[AOD_Blankwindow]

your knee stops hurting but now your left elbow is in extreme pain.

I wish that the antibiotics I am on would not make my pee smell funny.

The doctor gives you a new antibiotic, makes your pee smell normal. but makes your shits smell worse than a pig farm.

I wish someone would charge first and ask question later.

[Samiam_Jr]

I charge at you, you die from fright. and then I ask you why you wished for that

I wish I could charge people at super speeds.

[FuryOfPotato]

You charge so fast you exit the planet's atmosphere, flying at super speeds through space for a few seconds before imploding from the ridiculous speed.

I wish for mega servers on every online game so that i have decent latency on USA servers.

[Samiam_Jr]

the mega servers are so large that they have a mind of their own and enslave all mankind.

I wish for a weapon to defeat the mega servers with

[LordAuRel]

The weapon you find turns it to be dating the mega servers so they turn on you and kill your family.

I wish bananas were outlawed in America.

[Marcosgmunoz]

Bananas are outlawed in America, but soon after that you find out that you have a disease that cannot be cured unless you eat bananas regularly. So you need to move to Europe, where bananas are a lot more expensive.

I wish people would stop referring to America as a country.

[RocketotheKnee]

The global economy fails

I wish i wont have a hangover in the morning

[LordAuRel]

You don't have a hangover, but that's because you sold your head for more alcohol.

[Palanthier]

You don't have a hangover, but that's because you sold your head for more alcohol.

....uh....what's your wish, if you don't mind me asking?

[Samiam_Jr]

You don't have a hangover, but that's because you sold your head for more alcohol.

not creating a wish angers everyone in AOD, we all head to your house in the form of an angry mob

I wish for more pitchforks and torches for the angry AOD mob.