[Forum Game] Corrupt-A-Wish

[RocketotheKnee]

We end up burning down the website.

I wish for a bottle of Gatorade

[FuryOfPotato]

Gatorade turns out to have an alligator in it rather than the usual beverage, eats you alive and drags what remains of you into the bottle.

I wish to be visited by the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

[Woodey79]

It Died

I WANT CANDY!!!!!

[Palanthier]

you get candy but it's all coughdrops.

I wish for money!!!!

[Fire_Eclipse]

You get all the money you want but it burns in a massive fire.

I wish I could be the worlds fastest racer.

[Samiam_Jr]

You get all the money you want but it burns in a massive fire.

I wish I could be the worlds fastest racer.

you are the fastest racer because all the worlds racers left to go win millions on the mars races, which you're not invited too.

I wish to be a part of a very successful space mission to explore mars

[ModJPB]

You were successful for making it to mars but you realize you don't have enough fuel to make it back.

I wish I could retire at the age of 32

[Samiam_Jr]

you can, but humans now only live to be 31

I wish I could live forever

[FuryOfPotato]

You live forever, although you have to watch all of your loved ones die in front of you and can never have the same person by your side forever, eventually the world is destroyed from the sun turning into a supernova, you are forced to float around aimlessly in space forever.

I wish for a portal gun.

[RocketotheKnee]

It shoots two portals, but is connected to another portal gun, and the owner of the other is a super villian, and kills you as soon as you step through the portal.

I wish Battlelog wasn't so confusing.

[Cetrati]

They make it simple so every one can understand it, in your excitement you flail around and poke your self in the eye and go blind.

I wish I could fly.

[TankEffect]

The moment you start flying a dragon comes by and eats you

i wish i have 50 more wishes

[Samiam_Jr]

you get 50 more wishes but each wish comes with a pitfall of some sort.

I wish I could die now, after living for thousands of years.

[RocketotheKnee]

You die the most horrible and painful way imaginable.

I wish for an incorruptible wish.

[Samiam_Jr]

you get your wish, and it come true everything is happy, but the true purity of your wish corrupts everything around it.

I wish I could come back to a happy life.

[Palanthier]

your life is so happy now, your jaws lock from smiling too much and you're unable to eat for some time.

I wish I had a dog.

[MisterSas]

your life is so happy now, your jaws lock from smiling too much and you're unable to eat for some time.

I wish I had a dog.

You get a dog but.... Nope sorry, cant corrupt this one. Someone with less heart should give it a go :P

[RocketotheKnee]

You get your dog, but it hates you, no matter how much you love it.

I wish work would close me now.

[Samiam_Jr]

your life is so happy now, your jaws lock from smiling too much and you're unable to eat for some time.

I wish I had a dog.

your dog is so loyal it attacks anyone but you

You get a dog but.... Nope sorry, cant corrupt this one. Someone with less heart should give it a go :P

for not corrupting a wish you yourself become corrupted. and I don't have less of a heart I am just terrified of dogs

I wish my fear of dogs would go away

[MisterSas]

I wish my fear of dogs would go away

Your fear of dogs dissapears, instead you are terrified of birds.


I wish the age for drinking in CA was 20 instead of 21.