This is a forum game where one person corrupts the previous person's wish, then says their own wish.

Example:

Person 1:

*Insert Previous Person's Corrupted Wish Here*

I wish for Half Life 3.


Person 2:

Half Life 3 is released, but is so buggy and terrible that it is unplayable.

I wish for an amazing Horse.


I'll start off.


I wish for a flying laser spraying shark.