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I'll start with these three:
“Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.” –W.C. Fields
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool." –Richard P. Feynman
“Dignity consists not in possessing honors, but in the consciousness that we deserve them.” –Aristotle
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I come in peace, seeking gold and slaves.
"He who lives for revenge never truly lives." Dunno who said iit, if it was me, awesome.
"Triogal Ma Dh'ream/ Een dhn bait spair nocht (I am of royal descent/ Slay and spare not.)" Clan Gregor motto
"Sine qua non" Latin legal term meaning "without which it could not be."
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Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I
"No one is taller than the last man standing."
"Give the world the best that you have and you'll get kicked in the teeth." (Sound familiar?)
"Don't run, you'll just die tired!"
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Every waking moment is agony
"In my experience there's no such thing as luck" - Obi Wan Kenobi
"What doesn't kill you, usually succeeds in a second attempt" - Mr. Krabs
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If I'm not back in 5....wait longer!
"If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid" (Murphy's Laws of Combat)
"The Roman Empire did not create a prosper and come to be feared by having meetings and doing paperwork; they did this by killing all who opposed them" (unknown)
"Learn it right and you'll do it right the rest of your life. Learn it wrong and spend the rest of your life trying to get it right"
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Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date!
"In a man to man fight, the winner is he who has one more round in his magazine."-Erwin Rommel
"Courage which goes against military expediency is stupidity, or, if it is insisted upon by a commander, irresponsibility." -Erwin Rommel
"Be an example to your men in your duty and in private life. Never spare yourself, and let the troops see that you don't in your endurance of fatigue and privation. Always be tactful and well-mannered, and teach your subordinates to be the same. Avoid excessive sharpness or harshness of voice, which usually indicates the man who has shortcomings of his own to hide." -Erwin Rommel
I might have a thing for Rommel...
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“Knowing is not enough, we must apply. Willing is not enough, we must do.”
- Bruce Lee
"Life is a never ending experience of learning how to think." - John Dewey
"Nothing in the world can take the place of Persistence and Determination. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan 'Press On' has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race." - Calvin Coolidge.
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Lookit this! It's a pit voipah! Look what happens when we poke it with a stick!
-Steve Irwin
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"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent." -Nietzsche
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Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I
"Man is free at the moment he wishes to be." -Voltaire
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“The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly.” ― Friedrich Nietzsche
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Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
“They’ve done studies, you know. 60 percent of the time, it works every time.” — Brian Fantana
“First blood!” (Unreal Tournament)
"Work, work." “Yes, me lord.” "Job's done!" Orc Peon Warcraft
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ChicoDusty
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"Opinions are like assholes. Everybody's got one and everyone thinks everyone else's stinks." -Random
"Adventure, excitement... a Jedi craves not these things." -Silent Bob
"AK-47, the very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherf**cker in the room, accept no substitutes." -Samuel L Jackson
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Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date!
"Gentlemen, you have fought like lions and been led by donkeys." -Erwin Rommel
"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his." -George Patton
"It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived." -George Patton
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"...We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.” -Charles Bukowski
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Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."--the great Hunter S. Thompson
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Smooshr
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"You can’t argue with a good blowjob." George Carlin
"Boys, you must strive to find your own voice. Because the longer you wait to begin, the less likely you are to find it at all. Thoreau said, "Most men lead lives of quiet desperation." Don't be resigned to that. Break out!" Robin Williams as John Keating
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Boogihead
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"All of your toast has been burnt and no amount of scraping will remove the black parts!" - Ed.
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Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
"You're kidding me. Did you just stuff that Aperture Science thing-we-don't-know-what-it-does into an Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator? That has got to be the dumbest thing that … whoa. Whoa, whoa … Good news: I figured out what that thing you just incinerated did. It was a morality core they installed after I flooded the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin, to make me stop flooding the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin. So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters." - GLaDOS (Portal)
"I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend, the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come, because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either, because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikeable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: unlikeable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikeable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. "Shall not be mourned." That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny too." - GLaDOS (Portal)
"Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope... Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds." - HK-47 (Kotor)
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