New radio chat suggestions .....

Without naming names, I tend to fly in squads with a fairly mature average age.

Being 50 myself, I thought that I would offer these suggestions for 'Favourite Radio Messages' on the controls menu.

I offer them in the form of textspeak as us oldies haven't got the time left to spend typing them out in full.

Please feel free to add your own suggestions.


ATD - At The Doctors
BFF - Best Friend's Funeral
BTW - Bring The Wheelchair
HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
WTL - Where's The Lubricant
ISMSA - I've Shit Myself Again
WTFMT - Where The Fuck's My Teeth

im gonna be honest i cracked up at "i've shit myself again" then i fucking sprayed coke out of my nostrils when i read "where the fuck's my teeth" :lmao:

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Originally Posted by AOD_The_Toe_Of_Bo

Without naming names, I tend to fly in squads with a fairly mature average age.

Being 50 myself, I thought that I would offer these suggestions for 'Favourite Radio Messages' on the controls menu.

I offer them in the form of textspeak as us oldies haven't got the time left to spend typing them out in full.

Please feel free to add your own suggestions.


ATD - At The Doctors
BFF - Best Friend's Funeral
BTW - Bring The Wheelchair
HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
WTL - Where's The Lubricant
ISMSA - I've Shit Myself Again
WTFMT - Where The Fuck's My Teeth

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I Humbly submit the following for addition to the list-

DYLTP=Do you like that plane
WMDG-Wheres My dam Glasses
BBCM-Bombed by clan mate

Then I might as well add:

SBCM

wgich of course is Strafed by clan member. Default is it was done by Toe so you might wanna add a name if you did not mean him.... As in SBCM-Pnut

Aviation has been implementing these for months.

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Originally Posted by AOD_erk86

Aviation has been implementing these for months.

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GRY-erk!

"Go Ram Yourself" :)

HFWDHCF - Holy-Fuck-Where-Did-He-Come-From.

Wabbit abbreviations:

WC- (Water closet) = BRB - taking a shit

AFK2P = (self explanatory)

RD = reloading my drink

BK = Beating my kids

GLHF = Go lick hamsters on fire

psst? = "You like that plane"

WTGDM = "Watch the god damn map "

FFS-CMON = "If we lose one more god damn time, I'm taking a break"


P-nuts fav:

Mic mute (mode) = wife is home or the garage door has just went up and my manhood just left the room to hide in her purse for the next few hours ,but i can hear you you in vent and will respond with text.


Daves Fave:

GDFFW = God damn fricking faucker wolves

Toes Fave:

WTFD = What the fck Dave!

Daves Fave 2:

??? = Who me?

Lol!

These silly acronyms. I just let y'all know when one of my cats are barfing or when I need to take a shit.

Kids(and old men) these days....