Originally Posted by
AOD_B.Rubble
Ok..1st things 1st. Get a bundle of white sage,light it,and waft the smoke through the house. *dont ask,hippie shit*. Then,move ur stuff in. Call the cable prov. and get interwebs hooked up w/tv immediately. Turn to Your Gf, say "You were right' and just walk away..don't matter WHAT you were right about...Continue moving in. Call for pizza *Cause thats what You eat when moving...pizza...* and pass the hell out..wake up,drink coffee out of cereal bowl *Coffee mugs too deeply packed* and unpack the house. Tell Gf "you're right' again *cause She is....about something..remember, You have testicles,therefore YOU ARE WRONG SIR..it's life Zac...* and enjoy the new home. Now,if You want Your new neighbors to leave you alone-
put on speedo,preferably in a Neon color. Put on work boots,and a pair of gloves and swim goggles. Stand in front yard,at noon on a Saturday,and swing a live chicken above your head *dead if live unavailable* and play the theme song from the Exorcist on home stereo. Answer NO questions. Sit down,eat a tub of crunch peanut butter while rocking back n forth muttering about the damn lawn,then go inside..Act like NOTHING happened. NO ONE will bother you,they'll cross to the other side of the street,and Your new home is peaceful and relaxing! YOU WIN...btw,if the peanut butter is crunchy,DONT let it drip down You....those lil p'nuts get in ur speedo n next thing You know,the "Boys' are chafed and ur walking like You gotta softball between ur sweaty lil thighs...NOT SEXY
the above is a Rubble ProTip for life. AOD does not endorse nor recommend ANY of those actions be taken,and they are done so solely at the readers discretion.