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bro... We need to have a serious talk about shaving...Quote:
Originally Posted by AOD_Goodyear420
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Originally Posted by AOD_Deadzone
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Pentagon Study Finds Beards Directly Related To Combat Effectiveness
TAMPA, FL — Forget new gear, weapons, or sophisticated targeting systems. The newest tool coming to combat troops is low-tech: beards. In a report released yesterday, research think-tank Xegis Solutions noted that beards have a direct correlation to combat effectiveness.
Jonathon Burns was the lead researcher in the study.
“We took 100 soldiers. 25 were Special Forces qualified and had beards, 25 were Special Forces qualified without beards, 25 were regular Army allowed to grow beards for the study, and the last 25 were regular Army without beards. All 100 of these subjects were in direct combat in Afghanistan during the study.”
He continued, “Xegis Solutions had several teams of researchers embedded with these troops to make observations on their combat effectiveness. The results were overwhelming, out of the 50 soldiers with beards, zero were wounded or killed and they had a significantly higher accuracy of fire than the soldiers without beards. The soldiers lacking beards had a higher rate of weapons malfunctions and basically, shit went wrong most of the time.”
Mission first right?
Read more: http://www.duffelblog.com/2012/04/pe...#ixzz34IMhU6HU
This is awesome
Awsome.But sad that the government spends how much to research combat effectiveness of beards really..
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PFFFT, effective facial hair has been the deciding factor inwarfare since the beginning of time. Every great warrior of old have AWESOME beards, look at the Vikings!Quote:
Originally Posted by AOD_blickem
You mean the extinct group of men and women who raped and pillaged showing extreme amounts of barbarianism...yes I suppose you are rightQuote:
Originally Posted by AOD_Goodyear420
I gotta get me a beard...
Hey think about how much more effective our fighting forces will be though! Now we can teach the Mag Flip to everyone!Quote:
Originally Posted by AOD_blickem
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Anyone who has fought an actual war for the last hundred years would testify to the effectiveness of facial hair during the use of a gas attack. This is especially true while reaching for a gas mask. And I am not referring to gas that resulted from eating really good chili beans, unless of course you put mustard on your chili dogs.
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Originally Posted by AOD_Deadzone
Says it all.
Totally making that my signatureQuote:
Originally Posted by AOD_Galavere