Most Ambitious sig request evar

Ok, this is kind of a mountain of a request, but I think just getting the idea out there is a good idea. So, my idea is, I'd like a ninja riding a dinosaur, wielding a lightsaber that is decapitating a werewolf in one hand, holding a banner with the AOD logo in the other, and the dinosaur is smoking a cigar and has an eye-patch.

Insane idea, but sounds a bit hard to keep within the 500x250 limit.

I could always take the image, blow it up, and put it on the side of a van. That would be cool.

ok this is what i came up withhttp://i.imgur.com/1Q2hNkp.png and http://i.imgur.com/0gCUtHR.png