the continent of
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the continent of
Antarctica because Santa
hated the dwarfs
Let's be honest
they look like
butts that were
blended with platypus
bills and spurs
They ate everything
except for
women because they
bags of yeast
-ed the native
(Yes, I turned bags of yeasted into a verb)
the dwarves into
loaves of bread
in their hands
turning them green.
This made them
extremely delicious and
very attractive, although