Originally Posted by
AOD_B.Rubble
Hell hath NONE fury like that of a Wife whose given "Explicit' instructions...every SMART Married guy knows there are 3 levels of instruction from said Wife. These are as follows-
1-General-If you quit hitting it so damned hard,it will work better' Stating the obvious,yet still an instruction
2-Focused-"No,dipshit.it's 2 lefts and a RIGHT ON ELMWOOD.YOUR DAUGHTER ATTENDS ELMWOOD ELEMENTARY FOR FUCKS SAKE' pay attention,this 1 is a weekend couch visit..
3-Explicit-"if you *do/don't do said action,etc.* It will be a statement on our marriage,our lives together,and our future' DANGER WILL ROBINSON,DANGER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL,REPEAT,THIS IS NOT A DRILL...this is the one that'll end up w/some other dude livin in ur house,bangin said wife and fuckin' up YOUR Tool-board in the garage and giving NO fucks while You work a a lube shop trying to keep enough insurance coverage to keep ur anxiety med script up so You DONT execute "the plan"-wait....umm.Yeah,nm that last part,but the first 3 parts?Yeah...pretty important...anyhow,enjoy the vacation....
BRubb