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    Default You know you're married...

    When it's 10pm and your wife decides to make you watch Dirty Dancing with her & and you have to be up for work in 8 hours...and NO nookie.


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    Its cookie time AOD Member AOD_FrontierNL's Avatar
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    I took an IQ test and the results were negative Mr_Kristof's Avatar
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    At least you have a wife... Nah, I won't be that downer guy :D. Look at it this way: she didn't make you watch the human centipede or some other crappy film

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    "Every day is a beautiful day" - Elwood P Dowd AOD Member AOD_BBadenov's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_RTMPro View Post
    When it's 10pm and your wife decides to make you watch Dirty Dancing with her & and you have to be up for work in 8 hours...and NO nookie.
    At least you're not periodically forced to watch the musical "Mama Mia" and have ABBA songs stuck in your head for a week.........now that's torture...cruel and unusual punishment......

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    Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! Smackmaster's Avatar
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    What's wrong with watching Human Centipede with your wife?

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    I took an IQ test and the results were negative Mr_Kristof's Avatar
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    Well it was a first bad film that popped to my mind. But I don't have a wife, so...

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    I intend to grow old very disgracefully AOD_Nozama's Avatar
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    Nobody puts RTMPro in a corner.
    "You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation."
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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_Nozama View Post
    Nobody puts RTMPro in a corner.
    True dat!


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    If I'm not back in 5....wait longer! Rakkasan240b's Avatar
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    The worst excuse I have heard. "I have a headache...." That when you bring in a bottle of Tylenol, ask her how many she wants.

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    I intend to grow old very disgracefully AOD_Nozama's Avatar
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    You should serve that Tylenol with divorce papers.


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    If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? AOD Member AOD_B.Rubble's Avatar
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    orgasms release oxytocin,as well as endorphins. Studies have shown that not only does sex/orgasms fix non-specified headache origin "not that of a trauma nor migraine related' via the endorphin response,but also migraine/blood pressure related headaches due to the blood pressure lowering/heroin like effects of oxytocin...and if Her headache is cause Her neck is sore,there's nothing better for a sore neck than repeated move-what?Oh...umm...Nimvlar says I hv to stop now....dammit...
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    I get enough exercise just pushing my luck AOD Member AOD_Nakbula's Avatar
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    Poor man ! Such torture !
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    "Every day is a beautiful day" - Elwood P Dowd AOD Member AOD_BBadenov's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_B.Rubble View Post
    orgasms release oxytocin,as well as endorphins. Studies have shown that not only does sex/orgasms fix non-specified headache origin "not that of a trauma nor migraine related' via the endorphin response,but also migraine/blood pressure related headaches due to the blood pressure lowering/heroin like effects of oxytocin...and if Her headache is cause Her neck is sore,there's nothing better for a sore neck than repeated move-what?Oh...umm...Nimvlar says I hv to stop now....dammit...
    Go get 'em Dr. Rubble!!! Unfortunately, orgasms can do nothing to lower the pain and suffering of having ABBA songs stuck in your head for a week.

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    I get enough exercise just pushing my luck Marrv's Avatar
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    I do love my misses, not got married as we dont see the point. Put some big bang theory on & cuddle up, next thing I know nookie time. All I did was come to bed a little earlier after getting peeved off with WT.

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    I intend to grow old very disgracefully AOD_Nozama's Avatar
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    She's going to or not, no amount of science or Tylenol will change that!
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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_PapaPnut View Post
    Go get 'em Dr. Rubble!!! Unfortunately, orgasms can do nothing to lower the pain and suffering of having ABBA songs stuck in your head for a week.
    Whats wrong with ABBA songs ?? call me crazy I dont care, but I like ABBA songs over bieber songs any time .




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    Keep honking. I'm reloading AOD Member AOD_Bangle6's Avatar
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    Amusing Just be thankful the movie wasn't "Beaches"

    At least the movie is good. It could have been worse you know, she could of made you watch Beaches! You would want to put a fork in your eye after that.
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    "Every day is a beautiful day" - Elwood P Dowd AOD Member AOD_BBadenov's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_BoomBoomStick View Post
    Whats wrong with ABBA songs ?? call me crazy I dont care, but I like ABBA songs over bieber songs any time .
    Didn't say they were the worst songs in the world, just extremely painful to have stuck in your head for a week. Bet you'd change your tune if strapped to a chair and forced to listen to ABBA for a week LOL

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    If you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough!
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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_PapaPnut View Post
    Didn't say they were the worst songs in the world, just extremely painful to have stuck in your head for a week. Bet you'd change your tune if strapped to a chair and forced to listen to ABBA for a week LOL
    nope sry Pnut I crew up with ABBA ..because my mom liked them very much I had to listen to it at leaset once a day
    and getting older myself I must say they don`t sound that terrible .




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    If I'm not back in 5....wait longer! AOD Member AOD_Colonel_Popov's Avatar
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    Marriage ?????????????????


 
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