Waiting on a Sim battle and I'm bored. Decided to list nicknames I wish I'd thought of before. Feel free to use or add.
- Major Caveman (he got promoted)
- Lothar OTHP ("I am Lothar, of the Hill People")
- Jeezy Pete (stay tuned for more Archer references)
- Major Organ (I actually knew an army officer who was Major Organ, literally and figuratively)
- Sgt. Dick (Again, real person. Cop friend of mine)
- Idiot Wind (Bob Dylan rules)
- Cpt. Ding Dong (Thanks Erk)
- Holly Schitz (or some other use of the name Schitz)
- Biggus Dickus ("I have a very good friend named Biggus Dickus!") Actually, you can't have that one b/c I'm seriously considering using it. Monty Python rules!
- Egg Shen (if you don't know who he is, then get out RIGHT NOW and rent/stream Big Trouble in Little China)
- MoleyRussel'sWart (John Candy, RIP)