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    "Tutor et Ultor" Byrdanator's Avatar
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    Woot 'Twas the Night before War Thunder

    'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through War Thunder

    The players were upset, at Gaijin's latest blunder

    The tankers were all camped, behind the enemy spawn

    While pilots flew low, mowing the lawn

    The enemy planes, they circled our field

    While we all climbed up, refusing to yield

    And I in my Corsair, and my friend in his Yak

    Getting swarmed left and right, constantly under attack

    When suddenly from behind, guns making a clatter,

    I quickly checked six, to see what was the matter

    Down to the ground, I dove like a Stuka

    The player who missed me chatted out "Cyka!"

    The sun on the crests of newly-made waves,

    Gave a luster of shininess to the screenshots we saved

    When what to my wandering eye should appear,

    But a Mig-17 and jets of very low tier

    With an old graphics driver not so lively, nor quick

    It took me a moment to realize I had been dicked

    More rapid than Eagles from wagers the enemy came,

    As orders were issued, targeting our team by name

    "Now Spitfire, now Zero, now Chaika and Mosquito

    Shoot, Mustang! Shoot, Tempest! Shoot, Dora and Flying Dorito!

    To the top of the cap zone, to the brink of a stall!

    Now run away, run away, run away all!"

    As bombers before a Twin Mustang do flee

    We ran for our lives, fast as a Lightning named 'Yippee!'

    So up to the clouds, our Corsairs they flew

    With a load of bombs, and machine guns too

    And then, in the distance, I saw a small dot

    Thought we'd been saved, then knew we had not

    As I extended my flaps, was turning around

    Flew forth the cannon shells, shooting me down

    My pilot was injured, from his head to his foot

    His plane was aflame, covered in soot

    A parachute of silk he had flung on his back

    He muttered a prayer as he flung open that pack

    His eyes - how they burned! His demeanor, how weary!

    He could picture the repair bill, picture it clearly!

    He saw below him our tanks, lined up in a row

    Belching forth flame as they drove through the snow

    The thought of the grind had him gnashing his teeth

    As he looked upon the battle progressing beneath

    He longingly gazed towards the point to be capped

    Cursed as he saw most of our tanks had been trapped

    But he'd not given up, not now, not yet

    Would our team be victorious? Hopefully so, but possibly nyet!

    But then a turn of his face, a shift of his head

    He saw IS-2's, he filled up with dread

    He spoke not a word, went straight to his work

    Called out enemy positions, said where they did lurk

    The enemy advanced, we held on by a nose

    But then the Sky Raider came, and his hopes did arose

    He sprang to attention, to his team gave a whistle

    He screamed with delight as our savior fired his missile

    And I heard him exclaim, as enemy tanks were blown out of sight,

    "Victory is ours, on this glorious Christmas night!"



    Borrowed from Reddit, thought you would all enjoy! Merry Christmas War Thunder!

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    Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I AOD Member AOD_Floks's Avatar
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    lol
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    If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? AOD Member AOD_B.Rubble's Avatar
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    Oh dear....
    BRUBBLE

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    ~HaKuNa MaTaTa~ AOD Member AOD_Sworn Assassin's Avatar
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    lol that was wonderful, merry xmas everyone :-D
    WaR~ThUnDeR ~ HaKuNa MaTaTa ~

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    Can I have your Tots FUBAR_WOLF's Avatar
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    Nice Thanks for sharing and a Merry Christmas and happy new year!!!!

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