Results 1 to 9 of 9
  1. #1
    Banned from Forums Shpeckledorf's Avatar
    Rank
    Forum Member
    Division
    None
    Status
    Active
    Join Date
    Feb 2016
    Location
    Michigan
    Age
    17
    Posts
    91

    Wtf Awkward Experiences

    Hey Guys!

    In this thread, post one of the most awkward stories that you have ever had the misfortune of experiencing! :P

    I'll start!

    I was in 4th grade, and my teacher was probably the strictest teacher in the whole building, but she always played "I've got a rock & roll heart" by Eric Clapton which was pretty cool I guess, considering that was the only cool thing she did. The only thing she really did was get headaches because she yelled so much, which made her frustrated all the time. But anyways, she started playing the song and one of the cool kids that everyone thought was hilarious stood up and was doing some decent dance moves, so with my 4th grader logic, I decided it would be a good time for me to stand up and try and do some; and mind you, it was during the winter, so all of the kids' shoes were soaking wet and tracked in a bunch of dirt and water. So when I stand up, I try spinning in a circle on one foot and ended up eating sh*t in front of the whole class. Just in case you were wondering, yes, everyone saw. The ground is soaking wet, so when I fell, my pants got all wet in literally the most conspicuous spot, and amongst the laughter, someone shouted "Look, he peed his pants!!". I was absolutely mortified ;-;

  2. #2
    Breton Knight AOD Member AOD_Sparks's Avatar
    Rank
    Private
    Division
    Battlefront II
    Status
    Active
    Join Date
    Jul 2012
    Location
    Texas
    Posts
    410

    Default


    What a story, mark! :)

  3. #3
    Knight Artorias came to stop this, But such a Hero has nary a Murmur of Dark... AOD Member AOD_Chaoticavenger's Avatar
    Rank
    Lance Corporal
    Division
    Jedi Knight
    Status
    Active
    Join Date
    Mar 2015
    Location
    South Carolina
    Age
    24
    Posts
    733

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_Sparks View Post

    What a story, mark! :)

  4. #4
    Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue Sense of Right League's Avatar
    Rank
    Forum Member
    Division
    None
    Status
    Active
    Join Date
    Feb 2016
    Posts
    35

    Icon10

    Just last night I towed somebody's Dodge Challenger out of a little shitty hole in the wall apartment block for having no permit. I popped it open with my quick-access tools to make the steering wheel lock and inside was the strongest dankest smelling pot I've ever experienced, and right on the driver's seat was all of their contraband. Something about the stuff seems to make all the subtlety of the users leak out of their ears. Anyways, get it back to the yard and hit the 7-11 for some coffee and there's a group of people staring at my truck as I pull up. They ask "Hey man, did you just tow my car?" and of course, I say, "No man, must have been one of the other drivers. Why was it towed?" Obviously he says it was towed for no reason, and how it was illegal and he should get it back for free. But then he starts into how he was just there for three minutes (May be the case since it was still warm when I hooked up lol) to drop off some "medicine" for his sister and how they have no car now to go to the tow yard. Had to stop myself from asking if she suffers from glaucoma lol... Made me and my partner laugh the rest of the night, at least they were cool about it rather than our usual idiots that get aggressive because they've seen Operation Repo on the TV.

  5. #5
    If I'm not back in 5....wait longer! AntAgonizer's Avatar
    Rank
    Forum Member
    Division
    None
    Status
    Active
    Join Date
    Dec 2015
    Location
    Scottsdale, AZ
    Age
    26
    Posts
    56

    Default

    Latest awkward experience, here we go.



    So I opened this thread

  6. #6
    Grudge AOD Member AOD_Caliber's Avatar
    Rank
    Corporal
    Division
    Jedi Knight
    Status
    Active
    Join Date
    Oct 2015
    Location
    City of Delusion
    Age
    21
    Posts
    1,382

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_AntAgonizer View Post
    Latest awkward experience, here we go.



    So I opened this thread




  7. #7
    Its not what you know or who you know, its what you know about who you know AOD Member AOD_Nithren's Avatar
    Rank
    Specialist
    Division
    Jedi Knight
    Status
    Active
    Join Date
    Jul 2014
    Location
    Portland, Oregon
    Age
    31
    Posts
    335

    Default

    When I was in college I delivered Pizza part time. Worked and Lived in a suburb of Portland so 99% of the time it was big houses, nice families, guys in their 20's watching the UFC fight. Every once in awhile though...an older gentleman who lived alone in his small apartment would call in drunk and order pizza. Usually he would answer the door stumbling and sign his little paper receipt with a squiggle and I would be on my way. However...a week after I graduated and they day I put in my 2 weeks to leave for bigger and better things he called.

    I showed up to his door, knocked, he answered. Straight up butt ass naked, his shriveled parts hanging out all over the place, hand him the pen and he drops it...Of course he bends over to pick it up..because i am defiantly not going below the waist line for a pen. He signed his squiggle, kept my pen and didn't even tip. (tip...ha)

    Not so much awkward as it was sad and shocking.



    "I took a calculated risk but forgot I suck at math." - Abel

  8. #8
    Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date! AOD Member AOD_FireStrike*'s Avatar
    Rank
    Private First Class
    Division
    Jedi Knight
    Status
    Active
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Location
    Generator
    Age
    24
    Posts
    880

    Default

    Life changing experience Nithren
    AOD_FireStrike*[JC] Knowledge, Beast, Inferno.

    AOD_Kid A: "AOD is run by ****ing Lannisters."
    AOD_Prime: "You CANNOT CROSS an X."

  9. #9
    Banned from Forums Shpeckledorf's Avatar
    Rank
    Forum Member
    Division
    None
    Status
    Active
    Join Date
    Feb 2016
    Location
    Michigan
    Age
    17
    Posts
    91

    Default

    Jesus Christ Nithren


 

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
vBulletin Skin By: ForumThemes.com
Top