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    Sex Embarrassing Story

    Probably the more hilarious thing that has ever happened to me and the most embarrassing thing to explain over the phone.

    I was at my grandparents house babysitting my two cousins while my they were at the casino; they go there and gamble a couple times a year in hopes to win big but they never come back with more than half a grand. The two cousins I had to babysit were Payton and Casey, both 8 years old, and were possibly two of the most irritating children I have ever seen. I am definitely not good at babysitting, and neither of them would shut up, so I told them they're just going to watch a movie in the living room and I would be in the den. I grabbed a random disc from the movie cabinet that looked blank but had words around the ring of it, and I popped it in, and pressed play. I walked out of the room and like 5 minutes later they were yelling "We don't like this movie!" and I said "Just watch it!", then they both shouted "But they don't have any clothes on!". I had to explain over the phone to her mother and my grandparents that they had a porno in their movie cabinet that I almost made the kids watch.

    This is kind of what it looked like except the words were wayy smaller and the movie name was in the middle.

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    I get enough exercise just pushing my luck DarthMelchom's Avatar
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    Those poor Kids are not scarred for life and will have nightmares.... Although now that you know that disk exist.. You will go and visit more often right.. Right.. Right.. Ok I know lame.. But yeah too funny of a story

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    umm..



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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_DarthMelchom View Post
    Those poor Kids are not scarred for life and will have nightmares.... Although now that you know that disk exist.. You will go and visit more often right.. Right.. Right.. Ok I know lame.. But yeah too funny of a story
    ????

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    If I'm not back in 5....wait longer! AntAgonizer's Avatar
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    Last edited by AntAgonizer; 04-12-2016 at 08:28 PM.

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    Breton Knight AOD Member AOD_Sparks's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_AntAgonizer View Post
    Best Recruit 10/10

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    I get enough exercise just pushing my luck Mayhem's Avatar
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    Shpeck worst babysitter. Watch out kids, he'll make you watch porn.

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    If I'm not back in 5....wait longer! AntAgonizer's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_Sparks View Post
    Best Recruit 10/10

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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_Dex View Post
    Shpeck worst babysitter. Watch out kids, he'll make you watch porn.
    Hey, at least it was good porn.


 

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