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    Default Corrupt A Wish Foundation game

    Hello there AOD hope all is well :P Had played this before with some friends and it's kinda one of those things that can go on for a while. it's quite fun i think. the rules are that the first poster will post a wish that they have, and the next poster will reply granting that wish but with a twist of something going wrong and then posting a wish themselves after that someone else then corrupts (and so on) so example would be

    Poster A: I wish i had an apple computer

    Poster B: Granted but it's the first model ever made.
    (insert poster B wish here)

    Crappy example but i can't think properly right now :P i'll start though,

    I wish i had a new car.

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    You get a new car, but it turns into a killing machine at night, so you can only use it during the day.

    I wish I had more video games.
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    Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! Esva's Avatar
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    Your wish is granted and you get every game you ever want but, ...You can never play multi player, there are no cloud saves and your save game delete themselves while you're sleeping.


    I wish I could fly a Supermarine Spitfire

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    Call in a favor. Call in every favor you can. It might add up to a chance AOD Member AOD_Wingdude100's Avatar
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    Granted, but it blows up after flying it for 10 seconds.

    I wish for a computer that runs on the blood of my enemies.

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    You receive your demonic computer, but all your enemies disappear and you're only able to make friends henceforth.

    I wish for Star Citizen to be released this Summer.

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    Star Citizen is released this summer. However, despite all of the planned content, and more, being implemented, it is terribly buggy and unplayable.

    I want to be a Sgt.
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    Star Citizen is released this summer. However, despite all of the planned content, and more, being implemented, it is terribly buggy and unplayable.

    I want to be a Sgt.
    Granted but SGT is suddenly given less authority than a PFC.

    I wish i could fit in with the kewl kids.

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    Granted but it turns out everybody hates the kewl kids, and now they hate you.

    I wish I could get a girlfriend.
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    Granted, but she's precisely that, a friend and only a friend but you'll never know that because she leads you on but stops you every time it gets "good".

    I wish i could find a large sum of money that belongs to no one.

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    If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? AOD Member AOD_The Bacon Man's Avatar
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    Granted, but it is all monopoly money.

    I wish I am capable of controlling time.

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    Granted, but it's just a job setting alarm clocks.


    I wish i was a fish :D (with legs!)

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    Granted, but one day a fisherman catches you and exclaims 'Holy ****! A fish with legs!', and proceeds to mount you on his wall.

    I wish I would have a personal cloaking device.
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    Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! AOD Member AOD_Freak0Nature's Avatar
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    Granted, but it only works if you strip down naked first, while visible...

    I wish I could travel the Internet like it were an actual place

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    If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? AOD Member AOD_The Bacon Man's Avatar
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    Granted but you are forever chased by Green heads trying to eat you when you enter the internet (Those that watched the Timmy Turner episode will get this :p)

    I wish I am capable of talking to and understanding fish.

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    granted but you drown trying to talk to them.

    I wish i had a private jet

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    Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! AOD Member AOD_Freak0Nature's Avatar
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    Granted, but you can never afford to refuel it

    I wish I could skip for an unlimited distance, never getting tired from the actual act of skipping

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    Granted but you're stuck skipping never being able to stop, ruining your relationships, losing your job, and never being able to game again.

    I wish i could divide by 0

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    Granted, however when you first divide by zero, you and your paper instantaneously combust and you ascend to live with higher dimensional beings.

    I wish I would become a world dictator.
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    Granted, but it's the virtual world of club penguin.

    i wish i had a helicopter.

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    Granted, until you learn the hard way that when you do a flip with a helicopter, the blades pull you straight down into the ground (Unlike the movies :( )

    I wish that once a year there would be a purge and laws wouldn't apply for that day.
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