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    May or may not be indecisive AOD Member AOD_zachtac's Avatar
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    Between another new job, finding a house and getting ready to finalize the offer me and Grednforgesgirl (my gf) have been swamped with things. This past week we also were in Vegas for my father's retirement from the Air Force (so proud lol) We hope that things will normalize once we get moved hopefully this month but possibly into this next month things will continue to be crazy. Cheers for being our place to come back to whenever were able to pull away from the insanity that is life.

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    I took an IQ test and the results were negative AOD Member AOD_gredn's Avatar
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    Ditto

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    It was my fault. AOD Member AOD_P_A_G_A_N's Avatar
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    Sounds like you have a lot of good things going on, so take it easy RL comes first. We'll still be here when it all calms down :)

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    If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? AOD Member AOD_B.Rubble's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_zachtac View Post
    Between another new job, finding a house and getting ready to finalize the offer me and Grednforgesgirl (my gf) have been swamped with things. This past week we also were in Vegas for my father's retirement from the Air Force (so proud lol) We hope that things will normalize once we get moved hopefully this month but possibly into this next month things will continue to be crazy. Cheers for being our place to come back to whenever were able to pull away from the insanity that is life.

    -Zachtac

    Ok..1st things 1st. Get a bundle of white sage,light it,and waft the smoke through the house. *dont ask,hippie shit*. Then,move ur stuff in. Call the cable prov. and get interwebs hooked up w/tv immediately. Turn to Your Gf, say "You were right' and just walk away..don't matter WHAT you were right about...Continue moving in. Call for pizza *Cause thats what You eat when moving...pizza...* and pass the hell out..wake up,drink coffee out of cereal bowl *Coffee mugs too deeply packed* and unpack the house. Tell Gf "you're right' again *cause She is....about something..remember, You have testicles,therefore YOU ARE WRONG SIR..it's life Zac...* and enjoy the new home. Now,if You want Your new neighbors to leave you alone-

    put on speedo,preferably in a Neon color. Put on work boots,and a pair of gloves and swim goggles. Stand in front yard,at noon on a Saturday,and swing a live chicken above your head *dead if live unavailable* and play the theme song from the Exorcist on home stereo. Answer NO questions. Sit down,eat a tub of crunch peanut butter while rocking back n forth muttering about the damn lawn,then go inside..Act like NOTHING happened. NO ONE will bother you,they'll cross to the other side of the street,and Your new home is peaceful and relaxing! YOU WIN...btw,if the peanut butter is crunchy,DONT let it drip down You....those lil p'nuts get in ur speedo n next thing You know,the "Boys' are chafed and ur walking like You gotta softball between ur sweaty lil thighs...NOT SEXY


    the above is a Rubble ProTip for life. AOD does not endorse nor recommend ANY of those actions be taken,and they are done so solely at the readers discretion.
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    May or may not be indecisive AOD Member AOD_zachtac's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_B.Rubble View Post
    Ok..1st things 1st. Get a bundle of white sage,light it,and waft the smoke through the house. *dont ask,hippie shit*. Then,move ur stuff in. Call the cable prov. and get interwebs hooked up w/tv immediately. Turn to Your Gf, say "You were right' and just walk away..don't matter WHAT you were right about...Continue moving in. Call for pizza *Cause thats what You eat when moving...pizza...* and pass the hell out..wake up,drink coffee out of cereal bowl *Coffee mugs too deeply packed* and unpack the house. Tell Gf "you're right' again *cause She is....about something..remember, You have testicles,therefore YOU ARE WRONG SIR..it's life Zac...* and enjoy the new home. Now,if You want Your new neighbors to leave you alone-

    put on speedo,preferably in a Neon color. Put on work boots,and a pair of gloves and swim goggles. Stand in front yard,at noon on a Saturday,and swing a live chicken above your head *dead if live unavailable* and play the theme song from the Exorcist on home stereo. Answer NO questions. Sit down,eat a tub of crunch peanut butter while rocking back n forth muttering about the damn lawn,then go inside..Act like NOTHING happened. NO ONE will bother you,they'll cross to the other side of the street,and Your new home is peaceful and relaxing! YOU WIN...btw,if the peanut butter is crunchy,DONT let it drip down You....those lil p'nuts get in ur speedo n next thing You know,the "Boys' are chafed and ur walking like You gotta softball between ur sweaty lil thighs...NOT SEXY


    the above is a Rubble ProTip for life. AOD does not endorse nor recommend ANY of those actions be taken,and they are done so solely at the readers discretion.
    That was amazing lol thanks Rubble, shame we didn't get to pester you haha
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