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    If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? PandaTantrum's Avatar
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    Default Forum Game: 1000 ways to get kicked out of a public place!

    1000 ways to get kicked out of a public place, title says it all :)

    Post any funny/dramatic/disgusting way to get kicked out of a public place, i.e., a restaurant, shopping centre, swimming pools, hotels etc.

    Let's try not to get rude, keep it clean people :P

    Put the # in front of your post ^.^



    I'll start!

    #1 - Spoiling the ending of a movie in the ticket line!

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    I get enough exercise just pushing my luck ChaosAtom's Avatar
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    #2 - wear clothes on a nude beach


    Sent from the apple tree

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    If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? ShadowCube's Avatar
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    #3 Littering at the landfill


    Sent from my nuclear fusion reactor

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    Knee High to a Worms Ass Taztrada's Avatar
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    #4 walking into a fast food joint with a man thong on and flip flops

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    Keep honking. I'm reloading Cele's Avatar
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    Go streaking at a football game

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    Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. Lt_FellaWhite's Avatar
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    #6 Talk on your cellphone throughout the entire movie

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    Can I have your Tots Cornjob's Avatar
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    #7 Smoke a cigarette in a hospital

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    If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? ShadowCube's Avatar
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    #8 Touch a fly-ball in a baseball game


    Sent from my nuclear fusion reactor

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    #snitchesgettheknife jinxbart's Avatar
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    #9 service dog

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    Keep honking. I'm reloading Cele's Avatar
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    #10 being annoying at a party

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    Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. Lt_FellaWhite's Avatar
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    I don't think that you can kick someone out of a place because of a service dog.

    #11 touch the artwork

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    # pick your nose and ask the security guard to eat it

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    Keep honking. I'm reloading Cele's Avatar
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    Tell the TSA members you're carrying an explosive

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    #13 : Play Bagpipes anywhere other than a funeral.

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    If I'm not back in 5....wait longer! xXxDEATHxXx's Avatar
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    #14 Fart in your hand and throw it like a grenade at the security guard of jewelry store

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    #15 Walk into an operating room playing pokemon GO.

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    If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? PandaTantrum's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_Clinton Cortez View Post
    #15 Walk into an operating room playing pokemon GO.
    Someone was bound to do it sometime :p

    #16 Taking bites out of food and putting them back in the supermarket

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    Can I have your Tots CaptainForge's Avatar
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    #17 Swimming on the diving board

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    If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? ShadowCube's Avatar
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    #18 Eat a peanut-butter sandwich in a nuts-free zone


    Sent from my nuclear fusion reactor

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    Keep honking. I'm reloading Cele's Avatar
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    Yelling fire in a movie theater


 

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