Originally Posted by
AOD_B.Rubble
actually,I'd rather be a rare/3tailed Merman,as My Great,Great,Great Grand-uncle *Twice Removed,George R.Puckingham *Of Cork,Ireland* was. He was instrumental *and quite Mental,I might add* in helping over 2.5 people in the titanic wreck (Jack was just a pussy...plenty of room on that damn door...) He also lured over 2000 sailors to their deaths on jagged rocks singing His siren song *a cover of Lil Marlene,sung in German,with a Native American flute for backup*. He is celebrated for 1.7hrs,every July 9th, *that falls on a tuesday only* by the residents of Cork,Ireland..so My answer is..a 3tailed Merman...
oh,and stop touching My marmot..ty