Would you rather be a double tailed mermaid or a single tailed mermaid?
Would you rather be a double tailed mermaid or a single tailed mermaid?
actually,I'd rather be a rare/3tailed Merman,as My Great,Great,Great Grand-uncle *Twice Removed,George R.Puckingham *Of Cork,Ireland* was. He was instrumental *and quite Mental,I might add* in helping over 2.5 people in the titanic wreck (Jack was just a pussy...plenty of room on that damn door...) He also lured over 2000 sailors to their deaths on jagged rocks singing His siren song *a cover of Lil Marlene,sung in German,with a Native American flute for backup*. He is celebrated for 1.7hrs,every July 9th, *that falls on a tuesday only* by the residents of Cork,Ireland..so My answer is..a 3tailed Merman...
oh,and stop touching My marmot..ty
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Epic historical event. Sebastian the crab will have to re write " Under the Sea". Thanks you for sharing.
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double tailed. more tails equal more fun
Agreed Tom
Can I choose to be the rare 8 tentacled Eromermaid instead?
For.... completely innocuous reasons, of course.
Can i be a Wooper instead? ;3
(if can keep my ''right to bear arms'', lol)
Haif, you silly scoundrel. Urban folklore or " highly credible " YouTube footage never depict a Mermaid as having tentacles. You must be thinking of the legendary Kraken. I have heard through very highly guarded sources that is the creature responsible for holding Captain Phillips hostage until the U.S. Navy took it out. You can watch the movie called Captain Phillips to back these allegations up.
DreadgeNought. I am ill informed of this "wooper" you speak of. And if you really feel as if you need to own a set of Bear Arms, please be sure you obtain them legally. I would hate to see a Game comissioner bring charges upon you for poaching, or hunting bear without the appropriate license to do so, or hunting out of season.
P.s. Be sure to send me some bear meat if you can spare.
You lost me at "8 tentacled eromermaid"
TBH Id rather be a Fishes head with feet, so that i can at least breath underwater... that's two feet mind you
I would rather not have a mermaid tail, since I hear those are very popular and I would not like that...