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    Okay, who put a stop payment on my reality check? AOD Member AOD_bigjeff3's Avatar
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    My wife and I went to the auction mart at Tralee the other week and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,

    'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'

    My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ......smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.'

    We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
    ''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'

    My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice a week ! ...........You could learn a lot from him.'

    We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,
    'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR

    'My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
    'That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.'

    I looked at her and said,
    'Go over and ask him if every time was with the same old cow.'

    My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.

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    No man, no problem UAREBBQ's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_bigjeff3 View Post
    My wife and I went to the auction mart at Tralee the other week and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,

    'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'

    My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ......smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.'

    We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
    ''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'

    My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice a week ! ...........You could learn a lot from him.'

    We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,
    'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR

    'My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
    'That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.'

    I looked at her and said,
    'Go over and ask him if every time was with the same old cow.'
    You mean the town of Tralee in Ireland? :0

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    Good recovery man.

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    Good luck on your, *ahem* recovery! mebbe next time you'll think twice before insulting the cow.

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    What i wanna know is , how's the cow's condition ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_BoomBoomStick View Post
    What i wanna know is , how's the cow's condition ?
    Which cow? :D

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