Great Quotes

[PapaPnut]

""You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."

-Wayne Gretsky"

-Michael Scott

+1

[Validuz]

Don't forget this insperational quote from Bonegoggles.

https://go.twitch.tv/validuzz/clips

[BoomBoomStick]

"REALLY ??? " --"Me"

[N1C3DYNAMITE]

"Wow" Owen Wilson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlLMlJ2tDkg

[TheUndeadNavigator]

""You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."

-Wayne Gretsky"

-Michael Scott

"But just in-case, it's always better to hang oneself than to miss your shot." -Anon

[Floks]

I do not make qoutes, I just make them sound mightily

[RustinCoal]

"Listen, I hate to break it to you but what people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle. Rise above. Focus on science" - Rick S.

[Spudbob]

"Ford, you're turning to a penguin. Stop it." - Arthur Dent.


Also, my favorite quote;

"United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama
Haiti, Jamaica, Peru
Republic Dominican, Cuba, Carribean
Greenland, El Salvador too

Puerto Rico, Columbia, Venezuela
Honduras, Guyana and still
Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina
And Ecuador, Chile, Brazil

Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua, Bermuda
Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan
Paraguay, Uruguay, Surinam
And French Guiana, Barbados and Guam

Norway and Sweden and Iceland and Finland
And Germany now one piece
Switzerland, Austria, Czechoslovakia
Italy, Turkey and Greece

Poland, Romania, Scotland, Albania
Ireland, Russia, Oman
Bulgaria, Saudi Arabia
Hungary, Cyprus, Iraq and Iran

There's Syria, Lebanon, Israel, Jordan
Both Yemens, Kuwait and Bahrain
The Netherlands, Luxembourg, Belgium and Portugal
France, England, Denmark and Spain

India, Pakistan, Burma, Afghanistan
Thailand, Nepal and Bhutan
Kampuchea, Malaysia, then Bangladesh
(Asia)
And China, Korea, Japan

Mongolia, Laos and Tibet, Indonesia
The Philippine Islands, Taiwan
Sri Lanka, New Guinea, Sumatra, New Zealand
Then Borneo and Vietnam

Tunisia, Morocco, Uganda, Angola
Zimbabwe, Djibouti, Botswana,
Mozambique, Zambia, Swaziland, Gambia
Guinea, Algeria, Ghana

Burundi, Lesotho and Malawi, Togo
The Spanish Sahara is gone
Niger, Nigeria, Chad and Liberia
Egypt, Benin and Gabon

Tanzania, Somalia, Kenya and Mali
Sierra Leone and Algiers
Dahomey, Namibia, Senegal, Libya
Cameroon, Congo, Zaire

Ethiopia, Guinea-Bissau, Madagascar
Rwanda, Mahore and Cayman
Hong Kong, Abu Dhabi, Qatar, Yugoslavia

Crete, Mauritania
Then Transylvania
Monaco, Liechtenstein
Malta and Palestine
Fiji, Australia, Sudan"
-Yakko Warner

[BoomBoomStick]

Also, my favorite quote;

"United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama
Haiti, Jamaica, Peru
Republic Dominican, Cuba, Carribean
Greenland, El Salvador too

Puerto Rico, Columbia, Venezuela
Honduras, Guyana and still
Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina
And Ecuador, Chile, Brazil

Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua, Bermuda
Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan
Paraguay, Uruguay, Surinam
And French Guiana, Barbados and Guam

Norway and Sweden and Iceland and Finland
And Germany now one piece
Switzerland, Austria, Czechoslovakia
Italy, Turkey and Greece

Poland, Romania, Scotland, Albania
Ireland, Russia, Oman
Bulgaria, Saudi Arabia
Hungary, Cyprus, Iraq and Iran

There's Syria, Lebanon, Israel, Jordan
Both Yemens, Kuwait and Bahrain
The Netherlands, Luxembourg, Belgium and Portugal
France, England, Denmark and Spain

India, Pakistan, Burma, Afghanistan
Thailand, Nepal and Bhutan
Kampuchea, Malaysia, then Bangladesh
(Asia)
And China, Korea, Japan

Mongolia, Laos and Tibet, Indonesia
The Philippine Islands, Taiwan
Sri Lanka, New Guinea, Sumatra, New Zealand
Then Borneo and Vietnam

Tunisia, Morocco, Uganda, Angola
Zimbabwe, Djibouti, Botswana,
Mozambique, Zambia, Swaziland, Gambia
Guinea, Algeria, Ghana

Burundi, Lesotho and Malawi, Togo
The Spanish Sahara is gone
Niger, Nigeria, Chad and Liberia
Egypt, Benin and Gabon

Tanzania, Somalia, Kenya and Mali
Sierra Leone and Algiers
Dahomey, Namibia, Senegal, Libya
Cameroon, Congo, Zaire

Ethiopia, Guinea-Bissau, Madagascar
Rwanda, Mahore and Cayman
Hong Kong, Abu Dhabi, Qatar, Yugoslavia

Crete, Mauritania
Then Transylvania
Monaco, Liechtenstein
Malta and Palestine
Fiji, Australia, Sudan"
-Yakko Warner

Call me stupid but I don't "get it " ???

[DatFoxy]

"He did everything he could, but I just bought a better tank."
-DatFoxy 2017

[AOD_bigjeff3]

“Retreat? Hell, we just got here!”

—Marine Captain Lloyd Williams, answering a messenger from the French Commander as Marines arrive at the Belleau Wood sector in WWI.

[AOD_bigjeff3]

“I hear a lot of crap about what a glorious thing it is to die for your country. It isn’t glorious—it’s stupid! You don’t go into battle to die for your country. You go into battle to make the other bastard die for his country.”

—General George S. Patton, Jr., speaking to troops in 1941

[rayrayblues]

I know not with what weapons we will fight WW 3, but WW 4 will be fought with sticks and stones. Albert Einstien

[UAREBBQ]

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has it's limits.
-Albert Einstein

[pipen76_SWE]

Bork bork bork.
-Swedish chef

[Virtualnsanity]

This is too good of a thread to let go.......

"I'd rather have my p***s slammed in a car door than do that again!"

and yes, I'm looking for the correct answer. Take a guess.

[Lt_FellaWhite]

You're a wizard Harry.

I'm a wot?

[AOD_B.Rubble]

Call me stupid but I don't "get it " ???

This is the famous "Capitols of the world' Animaniacs sketch. Has been redone 2x since some have changed,both live/in person at "Con's' by the voice of Yakko.

[Virtualnsanity]

You're a wizard Harry.

I'm a wot?

Soooo I take it to mean you guess that it's Professor Dumbeldor that made the quote?

and why can't I say penis? It is critical to the quote.

[AOD_bigjeff3]

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

Robin Williams