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    Supreme Overlord Emperor Majesticus Atrocitus Robotic Cat Litter Box AOD_Quake-id's Avatar
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    Chapter 2 of the Slizzjizz Chronicles:

    Captain Tirellius the Slizzjizz was in a pretty bad mood. Not only had his cats shit in his shower instead of the turd receptacle, but his Space Vessels (The Jizzcoach) windshield had cracked 5 times that day without his permission. The army march on Romarlus V was going as expected, and many natives were taking up arms against the Fungilial Empire's Clansmen in order to take back the Golden Malestus. Captain Lord Vaginus the 3rd. Slizzjizz smelled his balls. They smelt of crisp oat meal and Cheetos. He savored the smell and adorned his Las Sword, the Dick Destroyer. He summoned his 10th Brigade of the Fighting 5th. And lastly, he smelled his balls again. Damn it was good. He found they smelled better after numerous days of not bathing. Given that time his armpits also developed a pungent smell, which was not liked by many. In order to curb this atrocious odor, Captain Tirellius the Slizzjizz had to import copious amounts of smelling salts from Shitris IV and apply it to his underarms on an hourly basis. Not his balls though. That was a sacred smell. <to be continued>

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    Acta non verba. Beavery1's Avatar
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    This is a public section open to anybody on the internet. I can move it to member's only as that would probably be a better place to put it if you'd like.

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    Save the whales. Collect the whole set AOD Member AOD_Chimpyman's Avatar
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    What ever happens happens. Mjwitz's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_Chimpyman View Post
    xD

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    Supreme Overlord Emperor Majesticus Atrocitus Robotic Cat Litter Box AOD_Quake-id's Avatar
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    Yeah sure. I think its alright since Facebook is public as well, and usually the only people that add me to friends are people that know me or demons.

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    *Professional Memeologist* Battlefield 1 News Crew 2018 Poyzun's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_Chimpyman View Post
    I lold

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    Acta non verba. Beavery1's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_Quake-id View Post
    Yeah sure. I think its alright since Facebook is public as well, and usually the only people that add me to friends are people that know me or demons.
    Is that a sure as in you want me to or as in you think it's good here? :P Facebook definitely is public but a lot of people keep their gaming and real life identities separate when possible.

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    I dont wanna post my facebook here but if anyone in AOD wants it they can PM me


 

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