Episode 9 Predictions

[Hicks]

[Vapour]

turned it off after 5 minutes, absolutely fake news and annoying. I can see memes video about that dude with the hat coming soon.

[Master Butters]

My guess is JJ Abrams will try to backtrack on as much as possible from Last Jedi, since it's become the most controversial Star Wars movie to date. Beyond that, I don't know. If they do some sort of time travel thing, it'll be the dumbest possible thing they could do. They'd be far better off just pulling a "previous movie was all just a bad dream el oh el" kind of thing, which would also be stupid.


I do find it funny how in the teaser trailer, it's backtracking on a lot of things. Kylo Ren smashed his helmet in the beginning of Last Jedi and now he's immediately repairing it, they're finally including the god damn Knights of Ren that they've teased for a long ass time.

I'm excited to see it be over with, but I'm worried that it'll be a complete mess. Last Jedi didn't really jive with Force Awakens, and I feel like Rise of Skywalker won't really jive with Last Jedi.

[Caliber]

...I hate reading theories or theorizing myself. It builds expectations whether it's a plot twist, device, or direction and it does nothing but waste time. If you're wrong, you wasted all that time thinking about it only to not come to fruition. Maybe now you're disappointed. If you're right, congrats and everyone will know what happens in the end anyway. So what's the point?

[YesLetterz]

I'm calling it right now there's going to be a DNA test and somebody is going to be the father.

[Vapour]

I'm calling it right now there's going to be a DNA test and somebody is going to be the father.

everyone will die and there will be no more star wars this means no more spin offs or anything relating to star wars lmfao

[YesLetterz]

everyone will die and there will be no more star wars this means no more spin offs or anything relating to star wars lmfao

Oh sounds like they might do the flood arc and activate the ring and wipe the galaxy out. Nice ending with all ends tied up if you all me.

[Dekuhornets]

knights of ren will be horribly underwhelming and die like bitches, due to having only 1 movie to become developed instead of a full 3

leia ded 4 real this time

lando prolly dead, id be surprised if anyone from the OG movies is alive by the end of the movie discounting force ghosts

[Derek Jeter]

lando goes back to cloud city and runs a brothel with big tiddy goth twileks

[Goddrag]

Everyone is dead, the film.

[Dreads]

This movie has and i mean HAS to be the best of the bags of dog shit we saw these past 4 years. Otherwise all is lost XDXD :(

[General Kenobi]

Rey mary sue's her way to some kind of conclusion. -The End

[Derek Jeter]

Rey mary sue's her way to some kind of conclusion. -The End

[End3r_w0lf]

Palpy is gonna be tellin someone to dewit in episode 9 one way or the other.

[Revan]

Star Wars is as good as dead

[Dreads]

Prediction, Either they fuck it up, Or just let palpy or anakin return stretch the goosebumps througout the whole film. It should be impossible to ruin this film because their bringing back 2 heavy weighs!

[Anakin]

Kylo gets redeemed, Leia dies, Reylo has been endgame since day one and JJ Abrams has always supported such a conclusion. As predictable as anyone can imagine.

[Rorschach]

Lewk learns to teleport, and turns all nightcrawler. Best possible outcome.

[Revan]

The movie is canned. Best possible scenario

[Really Old Man]

Looking forward to the inevitable shit storm