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ATTENTION TO ORDERS
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The Division Commander has reposed special trust and confidence in the commitment to excellence
and dedication of Lance Corporal DNAEvolved115.
Their efforts to further the division's success exemplifies the values we seek in future leaders.
In view of these special qualities, CO Sergeant Tunamatic hereby promotes
Lance Corporal DNAEvolved115
to the rank of
Corporal
Effective August Twenty-Ninth, Two-Thousand Twenty-One.
Congratulations!
You have done the division a great service.
As always, don't fuck up!