If you look here, you must post here

Socrates · 10-17-2009, 10:26 AM

perhaps

CroakerX · 10-17-2009, 10:55 AM

Originally Posted by AOD_CroakerX

I ain't no nub! Plus, I'm just doing it to help the thread reach a better Post : View ratio.

Plus, you can't help but post if you look and nobody's posted since you. Hah!

I figured this was worth sharing:

Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
Let's see the results...

"Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
"Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything
A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

"Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
"Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "

Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

"Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

Ok
I have found, definitive proof
that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
"Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
O_______O
Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.

I didn't make this.

Originally Posted by aod dragoon

I think from now on I should just post without reading the ones before me.. they just scare me

lolz :D

**AOD_EaSyKiLL** · 10-17-2009, 01:11 PM

Judge me tender

CroakerX · 10-17-2009, 01:13 PM

Socrates has a lot of rep power. A LOT of rep power.

Socrates · 10-17-2009, 01:16 PM

Highest on our forum I think...

Being in AOD for 9 years (on November 20th) does that.

It also makes you a lot of enemies.

CroakerX · 10-17-2009, 01:31 PM

Originally Posted by AODSocrates

Highest on our forum I think...

Being in AOD for 9 years (on November 20th) does that.

It also makes you a lot of enemies.

:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o

I got into AOD on November 20. This will be my first year.

Freakish coincidence there, soc.

CroakerX · 10-17-2009, 02:02 PM

1337th view. 500 EXTRA VIEWS FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!

**tomaterr** · 10-17-2009, 02:51 PM

hytg5frgtfhnjujiuhy6j7retfghyuuuu67(headbutt post)

Dr. Quin · 10-17-2009, 03:51 PM

Originally Posted by AOD_EaSyKiLL

Fuck Chase Utley

Fuck the Phillies in general. Go Dodgers :P

Ruki · 10-17-2009, 04:05 PM

omg lol at this thread

CroakerX · 10-17-2009, 04:22 PM

In other words, I looked here so I had to post.

**Hendrixn** · 10-17-2009, 05:35 PM

Cut your hair, you dirty hippie!

**dragoon** · 10-17-2009, 07:33 PM

Whoever came up with the idea of lay-a-ways should be shot.. such a busy day at work

CroakerX · 10-17-2009, 10:23 PM

Uuuuuuugh.

**dragoon** · 10-17-2009, 10:40 PM

I like Sunkist

**AOD_EaSyKiLL** · 10-18-2009, 11:05 AM

Put me in a room of women and Ill lay a way.

**LtRaen** · 10-18-2009, 11:53 AM

**HeLl_LoRd** · 10-18-2009, 11:55 AM

I want beer

I want women

... I want fishing : http://www.flysrb.com/Nice%20Beer%20Koozie.jpg

WARNING: *THIS PICTURE MIGHT BE NSFW (Not safe for work), CONTAINS NO NUDITY BUT MAY SHOCK PEOPLE* Delete post if needed to

**LtRaen** · 10-18-2009, 12:22 PM

Do I win?

CroakerX · 10-18-2009, 12:41 PM

Originally Posted by AOD HeLl LoRd

I want beer

I want women

... I want fishing : http://www.flysrb.com/Nice%20Beer%20Koozie.jpg

WARNING: *THIS PICTURE MIGHT BE NSFW (Not safe for work), CONTAINS NO NUDITY BUT MAY SHOCK PEOPLE* Delete post if needed to

:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o

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