Ideas wanted! D&d

[Lightning Arms]

I need your most creative and michevious ideas for my dungeons and dragons game. I am playing as a tiefling alchemist with very high charisma and intelligence. I want to come up with more ideas for the two cantrips i wish to use the most: Prestidigitation and Thamaturgy. I've come up with ideas to scam people, turning someone's drink taste into urine during a contest to win gold etc etc. I want more ideas to deceive, scam, and maybe help during combat.

Here's Thamaturgy: http://engl393-dnd5th.wikia.com/wiki/Thaumaturgy

Here's Prestidigitation: http://engl393-dnd5th.wikia.com/wiki...omments_page=1

My dungeon master is pretty lenient on how i cast these. So don't hold back on your ideas.

So far I've thought of:
Acting possesed, acting blind, acting like a demon or god, magic tricks, soiling someone's undergarments, tricking someone that i have their soul ie: making smoke come out of their nose and putting it into a bottle and holding it for ransom, putting blood on someone to frame them, putting fake mustaches on people, and a few more.

My character uses bombs and has disguise kits.

Let's see some crazy ideas!
Thank you!

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[AOD_Caledric]

cast magic missile at the darkness.

[Doggs133]

Let's see some crazy ideas!
Thank you!

You asked for it...

To distract an enemy in combat:
Create the illusion of a cat with a mouse sticking its head out of the cat's bum, while the cat spins in circles trying to reach the mouse. Float it just out of reach above the combat area.