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    Criminal Lawyer is a redundancy Marcosgmunoz's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_marcosgmunoz View Post
    Your waffles come with three live spiders as topping

    I wish my fever would go away
    hah sorry i guess i was still looking at the first page

    Freddie Mercury comes back from the dead as a zombie, and is immediately slaughtered

    I wish my fever would go away

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    Su navi per mari MisterSas's Avatar
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    your fever goes away but you are left with an itch you cannot reach.

    I wish I had a vault filled with goldcoins I could swim in.

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    The vault has a lock that only David Hasselhoff can open.

    I wish I had a tempurpedic mattress.

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    Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date! AOD Member AOD_Blankwindow's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_RocketotheKnee View Post
    The vault has a lock that only David Hasselhoff can open.

    I wish I had a tempurpedic mattress.
    you find one in the dumpster, it is lumpy and dirty.

    I want to see Hasslhoff get in the face with a cold wet fish.

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    Criminal Lawyer is a redundancy Marcosgmunoz's Avatar
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    Hasslhoff dodges and the fish hits you instead

    I want better internet

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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_marcosgmunoz View Post
    Hasslhoff dodges and the fish hits you instead

    I want better internet
    You get better internet and then a freak storm takes out the power for a week.

    I wish I could have been friends with Joan Blondell (I know, random!)

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    Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date! AOD Member AOD_Blankwindow's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_DocShock View Post
    You get better internet and then a freak storm takes out the power for a week.

    I wish I could have been friends with Joan Blondell (I know, random!)
    She turns out to be a giant bitch and a crack whore.

    I wish to be the last human alive at the end of the zombie apocalypse, just so I can yell out shortly before I die: "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!"

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    Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! Fire_Eclipse's Avatar
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    As the zombie's begin to eat your flesh and half way as you're yelling There can be only one you see another human emerge from a cave.

    I wish I had better cleaner for work(Since I am a custodian)

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    The cleaner is so powerful, it burns through 96% of things you clean.

    I wish for infinite knowledge.

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    Criminal Lawyer is a redundancy Marcosgmunoz's Avatar
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    The knowledge you aquire is too much for a human brain to handle. The pain is unbearable. You go insane for a couple days, then end up killing yourself.

    I want Day Z to become a division in AOD

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    Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date! AOD Member AOD_Blankwindow's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_marcosgmunoz View Post
    The knowledge you aquire is too much for a human brain to handle. The pain is unbearable. You go insane for a couple days, then end up killing yourself.

    I want Day Z to become a division in AOD
    It becomes a division, but a competing game takes all the players.

    I wish for more wishes.

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    Did you hit him? Did you hit him again? Samiam_Jr's Avatar
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    you get more wishes, but each wish is jealous of the other wish so then end up killing each other and you in the process :(

    I wish for more pizza

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    Like the original, but French RocketotheKnee's Avatar
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    It has anchovies on it, gross.

    I wish my dogs would stop licking the couch.

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    Your Dogs start licking the toilet first and everything else afterward.

    I wish I was the six million dollar man.

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    Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue NewColossus's Avatar
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    Your wish is granted, but you are now a man made out of 6 million individual dollars, and people tear you to pieces within minutes.

    I wish I could teleport

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    Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! Fire_Eclipse's Avatar
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    You teleport into the sun and burn.

    I wish I had I bigger Traditional Irish music collection.(If anyone knows some good places to go would be appreciated) Mean it for real though).

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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_Fire_Eclipse View Post
    You teleport into the sun and burn.

    I wish I had I bigger Traditional Irish music collection.(If anyone knows some good places to go would be appreciated) Mean it for real though).
    Your collection is so big that that it smothers you.

    I wish I had a privet jet that was uncrashable.

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    you get the jet but it's too expensive to fuel up so it just sits on the runway forever

    I wish I had a giant robot to pilot and fight stuff with. (yes, I said it.^_^)

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    You get the robot, but the government takes it for their own research.

    I wish I was a simpler man.

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    Criminal Lawyer is a redundancy Marcosgmunoz's Avatar
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    You become so simple that you decide to go live in the wild. But you don't have any training so you get eaten by a bear on the first week.

    I wish guns weren't so strictly forbidden here in Brazil


 
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