[Forum Game] Corrupt-A-Wish

[Marcosgmunoz]

They legalize it for 20 and older, but then turns out the 20 year olds in California have an unsaciable desire for blood when they drink. They kill everybody else in the state in less then 2 weeks. And travel to Sweden and eat you too. (Btw in Brazil you only need to be 18 haha)

I wish my computer wouldn't get so damn hot when i'm playing battlefield 4

[Samiam_Jr]

You get your dog, but it hates you, no matter how much you love it.

I wish work would close me now.

your dog is so loyal it attacks anyone but you



for not corrupting a wish you yourself become corrupted. and I don't have less of a heart I am just terrified of dogs

I wish my fear of dogs would go away

Holy Crap, we posted at the exact same minute!!!

They legalize it for 20 and older, but then turns out the 20 year olds in California have an unsaciable desire for blood when they drink. They kill everybody else in the state in less then 2 weeks. And travel to Sweden and eat you too. (Btw in Brazil you only need to be 18 haha)

I wish my computer wouldn't get so damn hot when i'm playing battlefield 4

your computer no longer gets hot, but now BF4 is plagued by Hackers

I wish Hackers would leave me alone

[MisterSas]

They legalize it for 20 and older, but then turns out the 20 year olds in California have an unsaciable desire for blood when they drink. They kill everybody else in the state in less then 2 weeks. And travel to Sweden and eat you too. (Btw in Brazil you only need to be 18 haha)

its 18 in Sweden aswell but I am currently residing in California for 5 more months :P

Samian:
Hackers leave your computer is instead filled with viruses that no anti-virus can remove

I wish for my Stationary PC (still in sweden) so I can join the fun in BF4

[Fire_Eclipse]

Your stationary PC that is still in sweden suddenly appears in front of you but no more copies of BF4 are being sold ANYWHERE,

I wish I could listen to more Traditional Irish Music on LIveIreland.com instead of using other radio website.

[Marcosgmunoz]

LiveIreland.com starts to play only traditional irish music, but suddenly you go deaf and can't listen to music anymore

I wish I had a watercooler

[Palanthier]

You get a watercooler but it malfunctions and it becomes perpetually on fire.

I wish I had a giant fishtank that is approximately the size of a townhall.

[Fire_Eclipse]

You get the giant fish tank but it starts to leak a few weeks later then the glass breaks.

I wish we had tubes spanning the world so we could have instant gratification when sending mail.

[DocShock]

Tubes span the world but then the top 1000 businesses send everyone hourly junk mail....that's 1000 junk letters...every...hour. O_o"

I wish I could drive a train!

[RocketotheKnee]

You're driving is a... Train wreck.

I wish I didn't have bad fall allergies

[Samiam_Jr]

your fall allergies go away, but you get allergies for; Summer, Spring, and Winter.

I wish I had more time to playing games and Code/script

[CruisinBruisin]

your coding/scripting eventually turns into Skynet. Skynet terminators hunt you down. You believing your gaming prowess makes you a great shooter runs blindly into a terminator ambush.

I wish all of my friends and I, that I have made up in till now were at a huge party, having a awesome time!

[DocShock]

You're at a huge party, having an awesome time, where there is a zombie outbreak and everyone is eaten/infected except you. You're locked in the attic. Have fun with that.

I wish I could use a wreaking ball to demolish a building!

[Palanthier]

you get your wrecking ball but you also get miley cyrus attached to it.............and she just won't shut up.

I wish that I had the wristblades from the assassin's creed series.

[MisterSas]

you get your wrecking ball but you also get miley cyrus attached to it.............and she just won't shut up.

I wish that I had the wristblades from the assassin's creed series.

You get the hiddenblades, but both has been equipped with the hook from Revelations.

I wish I had a Motorcycle licence.

[DocShock]

You get the hiddenblades, but both has been equipped with the hook from Revelations.

I wish I had a Motorcycle licence.

You get it, but then you got it suspended for unsafe operation.

I wish I had a kangaroo

[Marcosgmunoz]

You get one, but after your kangaroo gives birth to a baby kangaroo, it won't let you ever get close to them, because you are a potential threat.

I wish I could get a power supply for a good price here

[Fire_Eclipse]

You get an awesome power supply which unfortunately your computer can't handle so your computer blows up.

I wish I had a neverending supply of Pretzels and ever Warm Spicy Nacho cheese.

[ZallCaTor]

Breaking News! Man dies after chocking on delicious waffles.
I wish to be invincible.

[B1gD4ddy]

you get a plate full of waffles so burnt that you can't even cut them,
I wish for a money tree

[DocShock]

You get the money tree, plant it, and it grows real big. Only one problem. It only grows....monopoly money!!! Bah!

I wish an ice cream truck would crash through the wall at work and give us free ice cream.