[Forum Game] Corrupt-A-Wish

[Samiam_Jr]

Man dies by Ice cream truck driving through a wall!

I wish no one would die

[DocShock]

Meh, I got free ice cream. I'm good

No one dies, but overcrowding forces people to stop breeding which means no sex. for anyone. ever. Because that would risk more overcrowding.

I wish that I could hang out for a few months on the USS Enterprise (aircraft carrier or starship, either works!)

[B1gD4ddy]

You get the day on the USS Enterprise (aircraft carrier) when the USS Enterprise (Starship) crashes into you and both blow up

I wish to be rich and famous

[Fire_Eclipse]

You become rich and famous but then a hacker steals all your money and Identity plunging you into debt and your fans to stray away,

I wish I was as good with a sniper rifle in real life as I am in Defiance.

[Marcosgmunoz]

Turns out you real life sniper skills become awesome, but then your gaming shooting skills becomes terrible and you can't play Shooter games anymore

I wish I could see a Ghost B.C live show again in Brazil.

[DocShock]

You see a ghost following you everywhere you go, befriend it and become a social outcast because everyone else thinks you're talking to yourself, so you move out into the deep woods and then eventually you die, and then you're both ghosts...only now you dont have anyone to follow.

I wish I had more time at home and less at work.

[MisterSas]

You get more time at home but everyone else (wife, kids, friends) have to spend more time away then before.

I wish I had a good idea for a halloween costume

[DocShock]

You get a good idea, but then it tears and you cant go out.

I wish I had a platypus.

[Palanthier]

You get a platypus, but you are poisoned by it's barbs.

I wish I had the skills to build something grand in minecraft.

[B1gD4ddy]

You build the most elaborate and hold a grand opening when everyone shows up to play it all crashes down on you all ending your game and generating te worst virus that affects your current computer and all future computers leaving you to only dig in the real dirt (never played mind craft did this fit?)
I wish that when fishing I'd catch the world record bass

[Marcosgmunoz]

You see a ghost following you everywhere you go, befriend it and become a social outcast because everyone else thinks you're talking to yourself, so you move out into the deep woods and then eventually you die, and then you're both ghosts...only now you dont have anyone to follow.

wut?? Ghost B.C is a band...

You catch the world record bass, but just a week before that the whole world decided fishing was lame and now you are excluded from society for being a huge weirdo

I wish Rammstein would come to Brazil again

[MisterSas]

Rammstein go to brazil but to get tickets you need to own a PS4.

I wish I had a good, creative hobby

[DocShock]

wut?? Ghost B.C is a band...

Good to know.

You get a good, creative hobby. Only it's really expensive so you can only do it 3 times, and then you're broke and cant afford to keep doing it.

I wish I had cake.

[Craynak]

But the cake is rancid, and smells like a decaying corpse.

I wish for great new "classic" horror film to be released this year.

[AOD_Eastwood]

Then it is released staring Mark Ruffalo and turns out to be the worst movie release of all time.

I wish i was a little bit taller.

[Marcosgmunoz]

I know that feeling bro. But in your case, after being part of an experiment with a drug that makes people grow up, you start getting taller. But something goes wrong and the scientists can't make you stop growing. You keep growing up forever, not even being able to fit in your house anymore.

I wish my turtle could talk to me. That would be awesome.

[B1gD4ddy]

Your turtle talks to you but only to tell you it's leaving and can't stand your face

I wish I was invincible

[Null0000]

You become invincible but the rest of the universe is destroyed, and you must spend the rest of eternity alone.

I wish they would fix all the bugs in Planetside 2.

[MisterSas]

They fix all the bugs, but then the servers get hacked by angry Russians that destroy everything.

I wish for an awesome halloween!

[B1gD4ddy]

Halloween was awesome for everyone but you, you were stuck hugging the toilet all night and got no candy.

I wish I could figure out what computer to buy