your fever goes away but you are left with an itch you cannot reach.
I wish I had a vault filled with goldcoins I could swim in.
The vault has a lock that only David Hasselhoff can open.
I wish I had a tempurpedic mattress.
Hasslhoff dodges and the fish hits you instead
I want better internet
You get better internet and then a freak storm takes out the power for a week.
I wish I could have been friends with Joan Blondell (I know, random!)
As the zombie's begin to eat your flesh and half way as you're yelling There can be only one you see another human emerge from a cave.
I wish I had better cleaner for work(Since I am a custodian)
The cleaner is so powerful, it burns through 96% of things you clean.
I wish for infinite knowledge.
The knowledge you aquire is too much for a human brain to handle. The pain is unbearable. You go insane for a couple days, then end up killing yourself.
I want Day Z to become a division in AOD
you get more wishes, but each wish is jealous of the other wish so then end up killing each other and you in the process :(
I wish for more pizza
It has anchovies on it, gross.
I wish my dogs would stop licking the couch.
Your Dogs start licking the toilet first and everything else afterward.
I wish I was the six million dollar man.
Your wish is granted, but you are now a man made out of 6 million individual dollars, and people tear you to pieces within minutes.
I wish I could teleport
You teleport into the sun and burn.
I wish I had I bigger Traditional Irish music collection.(If anyone knows some good places to go would be appreciated) Mean it for real though).
you get the jet but it's too expensive to fuel up so it just sits on the runway forever
I wish I had a giant robot to pilot and fight stuff with. (yes, I said it.^_^)
You get the robot, but the government takes it for their own research.
I wish I was a simpler man.
You become so simple that you decide to go live in the wild. But you don't have any training so you get eaten by a bear on the first week.
I wish guns weren't so strictly forbidden here in Brazil