[Forum Game] Corrupt-A-Wish

[FuryOfPotato]

This is a forum game where one person corrupts the previous person's wish, then says their own wish.

Example:

Person 1:

*Insert Previous Person's Corrupted Wish Here*

I wish for Half Life 3.


Person 2:

Half Life 3 is released, but is so buggy and terrible that it is unplayable.

I wish for an amazing Horse.


I'll start off.


I wish for a flying laser spraying shark.

[NHitchner]

Report just in flying laser spraying shark was just spotted gushing out blood from a harpoon wound to the head, it is warned not to come anywhere near a 1 mile radius while the government dissects it and evaporates any item they can not bring back to the lab.

I wish for the star ship Enterprise to be real.

[RocketotheKnee]

The Enterprise is being captained by Kirk, euuggghhhh. /endkrikvpicardfight

I wish for unlimited amounts of coffee.

[Samiam_Jr]

Coffee has now be a proven source of cancer

I wish I could fly

[Fire_Eclipse]

This is a no fly zone and you are shot down.

I wish I could get an orange weapon in Defiance.

[DocShock]

You get an orange weapon in Defiance, and then someone comes to your house with an orange gun and holds you hostage in exchange for your game account login info, which they then change so you lose everything. Oh and they put a few rounds through your computer, just to be spiteful.

I wish I had an iron man suit and could use it, but didnt need the ark reactor to keep me alive.

[RocketotheKnee]

Oxygen is your kryptonite

I wish I wish I was a fish.

[Marcosgmunoz]

A lion comes all the way out of africa, learns to swim just to find you and kill you. And rapes your tuna girlfriend. (anyone get that reference?)

I want to be the best traceur(person who practices parkour) and freerunner in the world

[Deadmau5]

You break your neck free running.

I wish i was good at gambling.

[DocShock]

You're great! But you're also banned from every legal gambling place in the world and anyone involved in the underground wants to kill you, and your little dog too.

I wish that someone would turn the heat down.

[Mokona512]

"I wish that someone would turn the heat down. "

The heat is turned down to a temperature where it is too warm to wear something thicker, but too cold to be comfortable

I wish I had a pet raccoon.

[RocketotheKnee]

The CPU you get doesn't fit the motherboards socket.

I wish I was a successful drug lord.

[DocShock]

You're a successful druglord, but you get caught and sentenced to life + 1000 years for your crimes.

I wish for waffles.

[Deadmau5]

You get Waffles but there all Moldy and old.

I wish for GTA V.

[Fire_Eclipse]

Oh my Gosh (Wham) (Crash (Whoosh) All the GTA V games go into a firey inferno.

I wish for world music to be more accessible and downloadable to mobile devices.(IE. Ipods)

[Deadmau5]

Music becomes more accessible but you get caught downloading music illegally and have to pay a fine of 500$ for each song.

I wish to be a DJ.

[NewColossus]

Your gear short-circuits at the 12th annual Brigg's Oil-Refinery Dance, causing an explosion that kills everyone.

I wish I was the fastest man alive

[RocketotheKnee]

You run so fast any pair of shoes you own are worn through in just minutes, and thus your feet are always sore and blistery.


I wish it would snow where I live this year! (down south)

[Fire_Eclipse]

It snows down south and freezes the south solid.

I wish I could tell Rocket and Docshock thank you for having pitty on me and befriending me in the forums. :P
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[Marcosgmunoz]

Your waffles come with three live spiders as topping

I wish my fever would go away