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    Knee High to a Worms Ass FuryOfPotato's Avatar
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    Default [Forum Game] Corrupt-A-Wish

    This is a forum game where one person corrupts the previous person's wish, then says their own wish.

    Example:

    Person 1:

    *Insert Previous Person's Corrupted Wish Here*

    I wish for Half Life 3.


    Person 2:

    Half Life 3 is released, but is so buggy and terrible that it is unplayable.

    I wish for an amazing Horse.


    I'll start off.


    I wish for a flying laser spraying shark.

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    If I'm not back in 5....wait longer! NHitchner's Avatar
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    Report just in flying laser spraying shark was just spotted gushing out blood from a harpoon wound to the head, it is warned not to come anywhere near a 1 mile radius while the government dissects it and evaporates any item they can not bring back to the lab.

    I wish for the star ship Enterprise to be real.

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    Like the original, but French RocketotheKnee's Avatar
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    The Enterprise is being captained by Kirk, euuggghhhh. /endkrikvpicardfight

    I wish for unlimited amounts of coffee.

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    Did you hit him? Did you hit him again? Samiam_Jr's Avatar
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    Coffee has now be a proven source of cancer

    I wish I could fly

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    Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! Fire_Eclipse's Avatar
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    This is a no fly zone and you are shot down.

    I wish I could get an orange weapon in Defiance.

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    You get an orange weapon in Defiance, and then someone comes to your house with an orange gun and holds you hostage in exchange for your game account login info, which they then change so you lose everything. Oh and they put a few rounds through your computer, just to be spiteful.

    I wish I had an iron man suit and could use it, but didnt need the ark reactor to keep me alive.

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    Criminal Lawyer is a redundancy GameoverGreg's Avatar
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    SAM shoots you down when flying.

    I wish for chosen items to last forever.

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    Did you hit him? Did you hit him again? Samiam_Jr's Avatar
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    your chosen items last forever only if you die
    I wish I could have a million dollars

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    Like the original, but French RocketotheKnee's Avatar
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    its monopoly money.

    I wish that I had three more wishes.

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    Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! Symthic's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_RocketotheKnee View Post
    its monopoly money.

    I wish that I had three more wishes.
    Granted, each extra wish you make will cost you a vital organ.

    I wish that Rocket would stop moving me into random vent channels.

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    If I'm not back in 5....wait longer! NHitchner's Avatar
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    Rocket gets murdered violently because of your wish and you get banned from all vent channels

    I wish for a pet Cheetah.

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    Did you hit him? Did you hit him again? Samiam_Jr's Avatar
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    your pet cheetah is a well know criminal, you are put into jail for helping a criminal.

    I want to have super powers.

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    Like the original, but French RocketotheKnee's Avatar
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    Oxygen is your kryptonite

    I wish I wish I was a fish.

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    Criminal Lawyer is a redundancy Marcosgmunoz's Avatar
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    A lion comes all the way out of africa, learns to swim just to find you and kill you. And rapes your tuna girlfriend. (anyone get that reference?)

    I want to be the best traceur(person who practices parkour) and freerunner in the world

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    You break your neck free running.

    I wish i was good at gambling.

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    You're great! But you're also banned from every legal gambling place in the world and anyone involved in the underground wants to kill you, and your little dog too.

    I wish that someone would turn the heat down.

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    Keep honking. I'm reloading Mokona512's Avatar
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    "I wish that someone would turn the heat down. "

    The heat is turned down to a temperature where it is too warm to wear something thicker, but too cold to be comfortable

    I wish I had a pet raccoon.

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    You have a Pet Raccoon, but it is unfriendly and filled with deceases.

    I wish for a new PC.

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    Like the original, but French RocketotheKnee's Avatar
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    The CPU you get doesn't fit the motherboards socket.

    I wish I was a successful drug lord.

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    You're a successful druglord, but you get caught and sentenced to life + 1000 years for your crimes.

    I wish for waffles.


 
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