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    Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I The_Toe_Of_Bo's Avatar
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    Trivia New radio chat suggestions .....

    Without naming names, I tend to fly in squads with a fairly mature average age.

    Being 50 myself, I thought that I would offer these suggestions for 'Favourite Radio Messages' on the controls menu.

    I offer them in the form of textspeak as us oldies haven't got the time left to spend typing them out in full.

    Please feel free to add your own suggestions.


    ATD - At The Doctors
    BFF - Best Friend's Funeral
    BTW - Bring The Wheelchair
    HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
    WTL - Where's The Lubricant
    ISMSA - I've Shit Myself Again
    WTFMT - Where The Fuck's My Teeth

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    Can I have your Tots ExquisiteChunk's Avatar
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    im gonna be honest i cracked up at "i've shit myself again" then i fucking sprayed coke out of my nostrils when i read "where the fuck's my teeth"

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    If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? AOD Member AOD_B.Rubble's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_The_Toe_Of_Bo View Post
    Without naming names, I tend to fly in squads with a fairly mature average age.

    Being 50 myself, I thought that I would offer these suggestions for 'Favourite Radio Messages' on the controls menu.

    I offer them in the form of textspeak as us oldies haven't got the time left to spend typing them out in full.

    Please feel free to add your own suggestions.


    ATD - At The Doctors
    BFF - Best Friend's Funeral
    BTW - Bring The Wheelchair
    HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
    WTL - Where's The Lubricant
    ISMSA - I've Shit Myself Again
    WTFMT - Where The Fuck's My Teeth
    I Humbly submit the following for addition to the list-

    DYLTP=Do you like that plane
    WMDG-Wheres My dam Glasses
    BBCM-Bombed by clan mate
    BRUBBLE

    Bringing BedrockBedlam to a Map near YOU
    "If ur gonna ride My ass,You better pull My hair

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    Save the whales. Collect the whole set DaveSchilling's Avatar
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    Then I might as well add:

    SBCM

    wgich of course is Strafed by clan member. Default is it was done by Toe so you might wanna add a name if you did not mean him.... As in SBCM-Pnut

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    Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I AOD Member AOD_erk86's Avatar
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    Aviation has been implementing these for months.
    I was truly amazed at the dedication shown by ERK's wingman.
    ERK must be an extremely inspirational leader given that his team mates follow him unto death.
    "Don't tell mom I'm a pilot, she thinks I play piano in a whorehouse"

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    Remember that one time at Band Camp? Aviation21's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_erk86 View Post
    Aviation has been implementing these for months.
    GRY-erk!

    "Go Ram Yourself" :)

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    Danneskjold Repossessions. AOD Member AOD_Danneskjold's Avatar
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    HFWDHCF - Holy-Fuck-Where-Did-He-Come-From.


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    Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes DaddyWabbit's Avatar
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    Wabbit abbreviations:

    WC- (Water closet) = BRB - taking a shit

    AFK2P = (self explanatory)

    RD = reloading my drink

    BK = Beating my kids

    GLHF = Go lick hamsters on fire

    psst? = "You like that plane"

    WTGDM = "Watch the god damn map "

    FFS-CMON = "If we lose one more god damn time, I'm taking a break"


    P-nuts fav:

    Mic mute (mode) = wife is home or the garage door has just went up and my manhood just left the room to hide in her purse for the next few hours ,but i can hear you you in vent and will respond with text.


    Daves Fave:

    GDFFW = God damn fricking faucker wolves

    Toes Fave:

    WTFD = What the fck Dave!

    Daves Fave 2:

    ??? = Who me?

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    Save the whales. Collect the whole set DaveSchilling's Avatar
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    Lol!

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    Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I AOD Member AOD_erk86's Avatar
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    These silly acronyms. I just let y'all know when one of my cats are barfing or when I need to take a shit.

    Kids(and old men) these days....
    I was truly amazed at the dedication shown by ERK's wingman.
    ERK must be an extremely inspirational leader given that his team mates follow him unto death.
    "Don't tell mom I'm a pilot, she thinks I play piano in a whorehouse"


 

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