Originally Posted by
AOD_The_Toe_Of_Bo
Without naming names, I tend to fly in squads with a fairly mature average age.
Being 50 myself, I thought that I would offer these suggestions for 'Favourite Radio Messages' on the controls menu.
I offer them in the form of textspeak as us oldies haven't got the time left to spend typing them out in full.
Please feel free to add your own suggestions.
ATD - At The Doctors
BFF - Best Friend's Funeral
BTW - Bring The Wheelchair
HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
WTL - Where's The Lubricant
ISMSA - I've Shit Myself Again
WTFMT - Where The Fuck's My Teeth