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    I come in peace, seeking gold and slaves. AOD Member AOD_Goodyear420's Avatar
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    Default Hey, they put me in a video game!


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    If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? Redd_slayer's Avatar
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    Hahahah nice

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    Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I Deadzone's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_Goodyear420 View Post
    bro... We need to have a serious talk about shaving...

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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_Deadzone View Post
    bro... We need to have a serious talk about shaving...
    Pentagon Study Finds Beards Directly Related To Combat Effectiveness

    TAMPA, FL — Forget new gear, weapons, or sophisticated targeting systems. The newest tool coming to combat troops is low-tech: beards. In a report released yesterday, research think-tank Xegis Solutions noted that beards have a direct correlation to combat effectiveness.

    Jonathon Burns was the lead researcher in the study.

    “We took 100 soldiers. 25 were Special Forces qualified and had beards, 25 were Special Forces qualified without beards, 25 were regular Army allowed to grow beards for the study, and the last 25 were regular Army without beards. All 100 of these subjects were in direct combat in Afghanistan during the study.”

    He continued, “Xegis Solutions had several teams of researchers embedded with these troops to make observations on their combat effectiveness. The results were overwhelming, out of the 50 soldiers with beards, zero were wounded or killed and they had a significantly higher accuracy of fire than the soldiers without beards. The soldiers lacking beards had a higher rate of weapons malfunctions and basically, shit went wrong most of the time.”

    Mission first right?


    Read more: http://www.duffelblog.com/2012/04/pe...#ixzz34IMhU6HU

    Nuts.

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    Okay, who put a stop payment on my reality check? CheeZzy's Avatar
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    This is awesome

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    Criminal Lawyer is a redundancy blickem's Avatar
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    Awsome.But sad that the government spends how much to research combat effectiveness of beards really..


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    I come in peace, seeking gold and slaves. AOD Member AOD_Goodyear420's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_blickem View Post
    Awsome.But sad that the government spends how much to research combat effectiveness of beards really..


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    PFFFT, effective facial hair has been the deciding factor inwarfare since the beginning of time. Every great warrior of old have AWESOME beards, look at the Vikings!

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    Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date! Siegmier's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_Goodyear420 View Post
    PFFFT, effective facial hair has been the deciding factor inwarfare since the beginning of time. Every great warrior of old have AWESOME beards, look at the Vikings!
    You mean the extinct group of men and women who raped and pillaged showing extreme amounts of barbarianism...yes I suppose you are right

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    Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I Deadzone's Avatar
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    I gotta get me a beard...

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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_blickem View Post
    Awsome.But sad that the government spends how much to research combat effectiveness of beards really..


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    Hey think about how much more effective our fighting forces will be though! Now we can teach the Mag Flip to everyone!

    Nuts.

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    Anyone who has fought an actual war for the last hundred years would testify to the effectiveness of facial hair during the use of a gas attack. This is especially true while reaching for a gas mask. And I am not referring to gas that resulted from eating really good chili beans, unless of course you put mustard on your chili dogs.

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    Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue Dagonnon's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_Deadzone View Post
    bro... We need to have a serious talk about shaving...


    Says it all.
    Last edited by Dagonnon; 06-24-2014 at 05:40 AM. Reason: Wrong link =P

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    I come in peace, seeking gold and slaves. AOD Member AOD_Goodyear420's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_Galavere View Post




    Says it all.
    Totally making that my signature


 

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