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    Danneskjold Repossessions.
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    Default AOD Funny Quote Threads

    I just realized that we were sorely lacking this thread.



    "DiamondMan: Killer Whales. They are just sharks with tuxedos. "


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    Keep honking. I'm reloading AOD Member AOD_Bangle6's Avatar
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    That was good


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    [/QUOTE]"We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm." - George Orwell

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    Keep honking. I'm reloading AOD Member AOD_Bangle6's Avatar
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    My favorite self quote, "you can't leave, the plants will die!"


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    [/QUOTE]"We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm." - George Orwell

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    "Every day is a beautiful day" - Elwood P Dowd AOD Member AOD_BBadenov's Avatar
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    Hijacking the Funny thread for a brief inspirational message. A modern corollary to "Nothing ventured, nothing gained"

    “You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.”
    Wayne Gretzky

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    If I'm not back in 5....wait longer! SE7EN's Avatar
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    Whaaaat....??? You Ain't Got No Bacon...???

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    Can I have your Tots warman212's Avatar
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    lol

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    Remember that one time at Band Camp? AOD Member AOD_Aviation21's Avatar
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    My latest two quotes with many more to come:

    Whenever I drive a new tank: "Oh! That new tank smell!"

    When I hear others make excuses: "You know what they say about excuses... excuses are like assholes... everybody has one!"
    Many pilots of the time were the opinion that a fighter pilot in a closed cockpit was an impossible thing, because you should smell the enemy. You could smell them because of the oil they were burning.

    Adolf Galland

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    Danneskjold Repossessions.
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    'Mankind has a perfect record in aviation - we have never left one up there!'


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    If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? AOD Member AOD_B.Rubble's Avatar
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    "A armed society is a polite society,P'nut *rockets a b17 to flaming death* Manners are good when *avoids headon collision w/Yak9* one may have to back up His acts with His life *zooms off to save diamondman,again*. R.Heinlen/Sci-Fi author,Visionary,undercover WT player
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    "If ur gonna ride My ass,You better pull My hair

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    "Every day is a beautiful day" - Elwood P Dowd AOD Member AOD_BBadenov's Avatar
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    Much giggles......

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    Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! Zoscho's Avatar
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    The absolute classic:
    Hunter (while going down in a blaze of glory): "Tell my wife I love him!"

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    Let me pass, or put skill to final test. AOD Member AOD_Wipe's Avatar
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    " I think I can land this " -Aviation21. RIP 19** - 2014

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    ^ I'm with stoopid ^ VanDS's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_Danneskjold View Post
    'Mankind has a perfect record in aviation - we have never left one up there!'
    that one is debatable. Amelia Earhart is still flying around in her Lockheed :P

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    If I'm not back in 5....wait longer! SE7EN's Avatar
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    " Eat My Schnott " - Dave And Wartex

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    Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! Wartex's Avatar
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    If I'm not back in 5....wait longer! Paps's Avatar
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    another favourite: there are only two types of pilots, those that have crashed and those that still must

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    Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I AOD Member AOD_erk86's Avatar
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    I forget who said it, it'll come to me later. But it was a long the effect of:

    "ERK! No! Don't fucking kill him! LET HIM BURN!"
    I was truly amazed at the dedication shown by ERK's wingman.
    ERK must be an extremely inspirational leader given that his team mates follow him unto death.
    "Don't tell mom I'm a pilot, she thinks I play piano in a whorehouse"

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    What is time to an immortal?
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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_erk86 View Post
    I forget who said it, it'll come to me later. But it was a long the effect of:

    "ERK! No! Don't fucking kill him! LET HIM BURN!"
    That would be Hunter
    "In midnight clad" "If you suspect you have a case of the Pilot Tinkiez please report to the nearest medical officer"

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    Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date! AOD Member AOD_spanakis's Avatar
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    Kill Stealing a Burning plane.... Kill Secured!
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    clapping (verb) - Repeatedly high-fiving yourself for someone else's accomplishments. -


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    Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date! AOD Member AOD_spanakis's Avatar
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    Actually the best quotes come from the game it self!
    1. WE have destroyed the enemy base, victory will come easily , 1 second latter "We suffer a defeat! get back to base..."
    2. You have a hole on your right wing! (when you dont even have a wing...)
    3. When you bomb a tank: Bullseye! ( but the bomb lands 15m off target and you dont even get a hit-point)
    4. When you "land" while your plane is on fire, without wheels , wings and tail, and you get awarded with "Soft Landing"...
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