AOD Funny Quote Threads

[AOD_Danneskjold]

I just realized that we were sorely lacking this thread.



"DiamondMan: Killer Whales. They are just sharks with tuxedos. "

[Bangle6]

That was good


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[Bangle6]

My favorite self quote, "you can't leave, the plants will die!"


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[PapaPnut]

Hijacking the Funny thread for a brief inspirational message. A modern corollary to "Nothing ventured, nothing gained"

“You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.”
― Wayne Gretzky

[SE7EN]

Whaaaat....??? You Ain't Got No Bacon...???

[warman212]

lol

[Aviation21]

My latest two quotes with many more to come:

Whenever I drive a new tank: "Oh! That new tank smell!"

When I hear others make excuses: "You know what they say about excuses... excuses are like assholes... everybody has one!"

[AOD_Danneskjold]

'Mankind has a perfect record in aviation - we have never left one up there!'

[AOD_B.Rubble]

"A armed society is a polite society,P'nut *rockets a b17 to flaming death* Manners are good when *avoids headon collision w/Yak9* one may have to back up His acts with His life *zooms off to save diamondman,again*. R.Heinlen/Sci-Fi author,Visionary,undercover WT player

[PapaPnut]

Much giggles......

[Zoscho]

The absolute classic:
Hunter (while going down in a blaze of glory): "Tell my wife I love him!"

[Wipe]

" I think I can land this " -Aviation21. RIP 19** - 2014

[VanDS]

'Mankind has a perfect record in aviation - we have never left one up there!'

that one is debatable. Amelia Earhart is still flying around in her Lockheed :P

[SE7EN]

" Eat My Schnott " - Dave And Wartex

[Wartex]

[Paps]

another favourite: there are only two types of pilots, those that have crashed and those that still must

[AOD_erk86]

I forget who said it, it'll come to me later. But it was a long the effect of:

"ERK! No! Don't fucking kill him! LET HIM BURN!"

[AOD_Cadimus]

I forget who said it, it'll come to me later. But it was a long the effect of:

"ERK! No! Don't fucking kill him! LET HIM BURN!"

That would be Hunter

[spanakis]

Kill Stealing a Burning plane.... Kill Secured!

[spanakis]

Actually the best quotes come from the game it self!
1. WE have destroyed the enemy base, victory will come easily , 1 second latter "We suffer a defeat! get back to base..."
2. You have a hole on your right wing! (when you dont even have a wing...)
3. When you bomb a tank: Bullseye! ( but the bomb lands 15m off target and you dont even get a hit-point)
4. When you "land" while your plane is on fire, without wheels , wings and tail, and you get awarded with "Soft Landing"...