Fellow AOD Members,
The War Thunder Division desperately needs YOUR Help!
We recently held a contest in which we let our members spray their aeroplanes, tanks, and occasional lawnmower with all sorts of arts-and-crafts stuffs lying around the hangers (Cheeze Whiz, Macaroni, Rice Krispies, Tie Dye, Used Air Motion Sickness Bags, Projectile Diarrhea, etc, etc, etc) in painstaking detail or reckless abandon to show off their -as we say in the biz- artisticfullnessticosity. After a flurry of voting rounds with enough Hanging Chads and Lazy Susans from the WT members to fill another season of "Dancing With the Who The Hell Are You and Who Gives A Rat's Ass?", the choice was clear and the winner was about to be crowned with the prestigious prize, having won in a landslide that would qualify as a state of emergency in most places.
But then I said no, it cannot be this way!
"No, it cannot be this way!" I said.
And so now we are opening up the voting to all AOD members, regardless of division, to end the tyranny and take part in these free elections of democratic choice (first vote free, 2nd vote $5, 3rd vote $10 [ask about our bulk package!])
So take this opportunity to be part of our renowned contest- the burden of measuring artisticfullnessticosity now weighs upon your shoulders!
And now, in a very particular order that I'm not going to divulge- the contestants that made it to the Finals:
"We Love to Cry and It Shows" Twin Mustang AKA 'I'm So Blue For You' F82
'20,000 Leagues Under the Sea' Tank
'X-ELLENT!!! *air guitar rift*' Yak 3P
'Float like a Butterfly, Sting like a bee' Monarch
'Let it Glow, let it glow, let it glow' F6F
'If a Garbage Truck Made Sweet Love to an Ice Cream Van And The Prophylactic Broke' Tank
'I'm on Fire, and so are you!' I-15
Hurry, voting ends around midnight 6/21 Eastern! And the people will have spoken!!! (well, at least will have clicked buttons!!!!!!)