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    What is time to an immortal? AOD Member AOD_Cadimus's Avatar
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    Default Thrown back

    Threw out my back(turns out I tore my lower back) I will be on medical LOA for a week or so I will keep you all informed
    "In midnight clad"

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    Keep honking. I'm reloading Night_Shade_'s Avatar
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    We wont ask how you managed to do that, we will just call it a service related injury and hope for your speedy recovery

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    donkey a lighter and a pipe wrench is my bet

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    What is time to an immortal? AOD Member AOD_Cadimus's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_diamondman1975 View Post
    donkey a lighter and a pipe wrench is my bet
    Your not that far off diamond just throw some midgets into the mix and it will be spot on

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    I knew you were into that weird kinda porn,.......jk.....next time wear a back brace.....lol

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    cadimus.The industrial accident that hurt Me crushed L-1 through L-4,blew out the corresponding discs,and twisted my Lumbar spine longitudinally 1deg to the port-side. I say this only to commiserate and tell You what can help.
    1-tiger balm. its Asian Ben-gay and its eleventy billion times better.
    2-stretching.I know.seems counter-intuitive cause it hurts,but as long as You don't have any lasting bony damage,it'll help and will also stimulate production of endorphins and serotonin,relaxing You and combating the cortisol buildup in Your system naturally produced by pain and stress both.
    3-TENS therapy. Now it sounds like Your w/a Dr or someone treating.Ask them if they can give You a recc. for that w/a PT.You can also rent/buy them online. Icy/Hot also has one available OTC if ya wanna just avoid all that. Basic idea, TENS-Transcutaneous electro nerve stimulation. You get the idea of electricity I'm sure. Well,TENS is a "block".You find the nerves that are transmitting the pain signal and "Block' them with electricity in response. The Russians came up with it in the 30's,but really advanced it in the 70's w/different waveform patterns and timing. Also..if You find the nerve behind the ear that is sympathetic to the orgasmic response..well..the results are "Shocking" to say the least..hehehehheh thats some insider 411 right thurr...
    4-Ibuprofen-but be careful.Shit will eat ur kidneys for lunch. Naproxen Sodium is good also,but runs a risk of stomach lining dmg....good luck Man,oh,and...

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    Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I AOD Member AOD_erk86's Avatar
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    Did you pick up to many laptops?
    I was truly amazed at the dedication shown by ERK's wingman.
    ERK must be an extremely inspirational leader given that his team mates follow him unto death.
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    Remember that one time at Band Camp? Aviation21's Avatar
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    Cad,

    Howz the back?

    Did you get any beautiful woman to walk on it yet!

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    What is time to an immortal? AOD Member AOD_Cadimus's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by AOD_Aviation21 View Post
    Cad,

    Howz the back?

    Did you get any beautiful woman to walk on it yet!
    Thats the plan for later today looks like I might miss another day of work
    "In midnight clad"

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    If I'm not back in 5....wait longer! Nitewolf's Avatar
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    I told you that position only works in negative G's...so shame on you for not paying attention :)


 

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