Thoughts on playing on a MAC...

[Neotoad]

Pull up to the Apple store in your Miata, pay too much money for it and slip your manhood and self respect into the nearest trash can on the way out, stop by Starbucks for an orange mocha frappacino. Get it home and then find out that you paid an extra thousand bucks for a pretty typewriter. Spend the rest of your days drinking heavily and gazing forlornly at NewEggs website. Looking at all the cheaper machines with greater performance specs.

Sounds like a good deal to me. Go for it.

All opinions based on being a former Mac snob.

Yo where is the upvote button for this comment?

[Neotoad]

In all seriousness, this is why you shouldnt buy a mac:

When you buy a mac, you're frustrated trying to run the software you need.
When you're frustrated trying to run the software you need, you want to reclaim your power.
When you want to reclaim your power, you troll craigslist for casual encounters.
When you troll craigslist for casual encounters, you end up meeting a stranger.
When you end up meeting a stranger from craigslist, they ask you to buy them beer before you have sex.
When a stranger from craigslist asks you to buy her beer before sex, she is actually 16.
When you buy an 16 year old beer, you discover she is an undercover cop.
When you discover she is an undercover cop, you are arrested.
Don't get arrested for solicitation and attempting to buy alcohol for a minor. Buy a PC.